Last month, along side other Broadcom executives, co-founder Henry T. Nicholas III was charged with multiple counts of conspiracy, options backdating, securities fraud and lying about income. This morning things get a little stranger, with the New York Times reporting that Nicholas is also facing several narcotics charges, which include allegations he slipped ecstasy into the drinks of business associates, "maintained a drug warehouse" and concealed his illegal conduct with bribes and death threats. Last year it was revealed he used his fortunes to build a giant underground party cave where he hosted prostitutes.

Musicians? Please. Everybody who's anybody knows it's the fabless semiconductor executives you need to keep one eye on.