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Wrap It Up
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| Re: Heheheh... The lawsuit may be expanded to include others who are not inhabitants of Earth. "We have not ruled out legal action against beings on other planets who may be illegally copying radio or TV transmissions they pick up from their spacecraft or with super-powerful receivers on their home worlds."
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I Was Here
join:2002-07-18
| Re: Heheheh... said by ROCINANTE 2112  :
Let's see how many people actually read the article before posting.
It indeed will be interesting.
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Westland, MI | Re: Heheheh... I was expecting to see a link to The Onion. | |
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| Re: Heheheh... said by J D McDorce :
I was expecting to see a link to The Onion.
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DigitalJeff
I See Squished People
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join:2003-10-07
Denver, CO
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December 10th, @01:21AM
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I hereby patent the pixel. Every computer owner in the world must pay me for their resolution usage... I'd say $0.01 per pixel is a bargain!
Quick, set your desktops to 640x480!
EDIT: Note to government officials, don't get any ideas, there's no way to enforce a Pixel Tax. | |
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Wandering in subspace
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Magus
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clubs: | I would love to see that, then I'd love to see the whole world in a countersuit.
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Keyser, WV | I propose a counter suit! I've suffered emotional distress, so has my dog.
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join:2003-09-01
Santa Ana, CA | No No No It's not nice to counter sue the insane... | |
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join:2001-04-05
Brooklyn, NY
| Re: Heheheh... My hearing has been damaged by listening to cr@ppy music and children's brains are being corrupted by the cr@p these companies produce lets counter sue for $1trillion and divide it equally amongst all inhabitants of Earth and other planets which have been subjected to this "art". | |
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N3OGH
Will it all be Obama's fault now?
Premium
join:2003-11-11
Philly burbs | My cat has filed a counter suit against your counter suit.
Oreo, Feline of Boothwyn, PA seeks damages against the RIAA in the amount of 100KG of Purina cat chow and 3 catnip toys..... | |
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join:2003-01-26
Gaithersburg, MD | Re: Heheheh... My Border Collie, also named Oreo, is suing your cat for damages and diress infringing upon her personal identity as a Canine-American. Surrender the Milk Bones or face a stained carpet. | |
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Synon29
join:2003-09-13
Clovis, NM | Rofl too funny. | |
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join:2002-08-31
Resolute, NU
| said by CarterStClai :
Heheheh...
SOCAN should get their share too.. LOL
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the world | LOL...this must be a joke. Are they kidding me? How do you sue the world?
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join:2002-06-27
San Diego, CA | Re: Heheheh... You fannagle the U.S. military to doing it for you. Like how the U.S. military was used in the Middle East. | |
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join:2001-01-02
Temple City, CA | That said, is there anymore prove needed to prove the greed of the studios?? I hope they don't forget the sue the bacterias as well. | |
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join:2000-11-22
Hackensack, NJ | If Slavery Reparations haven't been paid out, what makes the RIAA think this will be?
What a waste of everyone's time and energy. | |
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join:2000-06-18
Skokie, IL | I should.... Patent the doorknob!
I could then sue everybody who owns one!!
Think of the potential!!!
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Rochester, NY |  Re: I should....
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join:2002-05-02
Brooklyn, NY | Re: I should.... I patented on how to breath, now where's my money. | |
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Nicholasville, KY | ...Waahahahahahahahaha
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Anti_Cyrix
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Sacramento, CA | Re: ...Waahahahahahahahaha Yeah... Lets see.
Most of the people on this planet will not pay them $10 anyway. What are they going to do? Send everyone to jail?
This lawsuit is the dumbest thing Ive heard sofar this year - Seriousley. | |
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draven
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join:2002-02-20
my bunker
Host:
General Questions
No, I Will Not Fix..
| This is getting ridiculous. How does the RIAA, MPAA and SCO really expect to prove that every human has participated in copyright infringement????????
This is absolutely nuts. And other planets? We haven't found anyone yet!
Ohwell. Need to go now and take my meds.
This post brought to you by stupidity
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Alliance, OH
clubs: | Re: This is getting ridiculous. Looks like we have out first "doesn't get it"! | |
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join:2002-01-22
Wheaton, IL
clubs: | Re: This is getting ridiculous. ORAMITY 1, world 0 | |
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join:2002-05-02
Brooklyn, NY
| because at one point any comment was either on the movies or music. Like "I'll be back!" Doh!!! there goes my $10. Doh!!! I mean $20, $%#* I guess it's $30 now.
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Disco Nic
join:2003-07-29
Northridge, CA | Look Out! I think the RIAA already did a story like that.
Rut Roh! | |
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Night007
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join:2001-12-29
Vineland, NJ | Re: Look Out! Sigh,
I admit it, Im truly from Mars and have been intercepting your music and television shows.
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join:2003-05-12
Cleveland, OH | Is this some kind of a joke?
Please tell me it is! | |
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join:2003-09-23
| Re: Look Out! This isn't a joke. The RIAA has been cataloging illegal copyright use by monitoring the brainwaves of randomly selected "anonymous participants." To avoid being a "participant" in their studies, a helmet constructed of crumpled aluminum foil will disperse the EM field radiated by your mind, effectively removing you from the RIAA sample group.
The future is now... | |
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join:2000-10-10
Decatur, GA
| Re: Look Out! That's what happened to my friend! He told me his brain waves were being monitored and little shadow people were following him around everywhere and sneaking into his bedroom at night. He even put up foil paper around his bed to keep them away. Then the police came with some legal documents and took him away and he hasn't been heard from since. He must have copied ALOT of music! | |
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join:2002-02-11
Fallston, MD
| said by snkeyes3 :
To avoid being a "participant" in their studies, a helmet constructed of crumpled aluminum foil will disperse the EM field radiated by your mind, effectively removing you from the RIAA sample group.
I saw that Unscrewed also... weird guy.
Hmm... I just quoted you, does that mean I now owe you $10 too? 
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Transmaster
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Bill and Opus
join:2001-06-20
Cheyenne, WY
| Babylon 5 There was a scene in an episode of B5 that showed a court room scene where a human was suing a "Gray" alien for
abducting his many times great grandfather. The alien showed a card with a symbol from Roswell, NM. The Judge with an exasperated tone of voice call for a translator.
even though the scene was very short I just could not stop laughing.
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Great Neck, NY | Re: Babylon 5 you dont remember the name of the episode do you? | |
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Transmaster
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Bill and Opus
join:2001-06-20
Cheyenne, WY
| Re: Babylon 5 said by avd706 :
you dont remember the name of the episode do you?
I am trying to remember the episode the aliens where called the Vree. let you know if I can figure which episodes.
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Pero2
join:2003-02-06
Birmingham, AL | That's hilarious! Very funny, indeed. | |
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Rogue Wolf
Came To Bury Caesar, Not To Praise Him
join:2003-08-12
Saratoga Springs, NY
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| Attention Oxygen Breathers: I have now filed Patent #627,546,784 with the US Patent Office, granting me full and unlimited licensing rights over the process of intaking oxygen to sustain life processes. My team of lawyers is in the process of including every oxygen-breathing form of life on the planet in a class-action lawsuit to recover retroactive licensing fees, dating back to the first life form on Earth to process oxygen. We expect to claim $5.85 for every breath taken ($8.40 for very deep breaths).
In order to exempt yourself from this class-action lawsuit, send to me in a package, postmarked no later than yesterday, the following:
$315,000 in US currency (small, nonsequential, unmarked bills)
One (1) fresh beef taco with lettuce and tomatoes (no sour cream)
(I loves me my tacos. )
PS. Please watch this space for the forthcoming announcement of a class-action lawsuit against all helium-breathing life forms.
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Rendaddy
join:2003-09-09
Saint Peters, MO | Riaa sucks if thats the case the people sueing everyone will fall in the same case and the judge and the jury with have to be on trail also | |
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CS_Buddy
Black Mage
Premium
join:2002-01-03
Canada
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| Re: Riaa sucks So what you're saying is this case will never get to trial because it would be impossible to find someone impartial judge (and an impartial jury) to try the case? Awesome!
Jury: "We're sorry your honor, since we breathe, listen to music, and use computers, I'm afraid we aren't neutral enough to hear this case"
Judge: "Damn... neither am I... next Judge and Jury!
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Saint Peters, MO | yeah they are going to need a real big court room for all of us | |
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Descent
Wrap It Up
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WDC Suburb | Re: Riaa sucks how can our justice system demand things from people in other countries? | |
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rid0617
join:2003-07-20
Greer, SC | But? The brains behind Redmund, Washington are going, hmmm, think we could do that too? | |
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Mospaw
What time is it again?
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join:2001-01-08
Las Vegas, NV | They are out of control and must be stopped!
They're out of control with these lawsuits and must be stopped. | |
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Varangian
join:2002-12-08
Collinsville, IL | I confess! | |
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join:2003-09-23
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December 8th, @03:51PM
| Re: I confess! You said "Brittney Spears" without permission. You're gonna get sued!!
ACKKK!!! I just said "Brittney Spears!" I'm gonna get sued!!
AAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!! I just said "Brittney Spears" again!!! And AGAIN again!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't afford the legal fees!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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skyjock41
Shag Diesel
Premium
join:2001-12-11
Ledyard, CT
clubs: | Im down with it Whats the address to mail the check to? If my ten dollars will get them to STFU and go away with all their BS then ill pay em! | |
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CyberSchnook3
Kiwi's Schnook
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join:2002-07-27
Blue Nowhere | E.W.B.B.Sued Sergeant, if there's a bullet left in my gun, there ain't gonna BE no bayonet fightin'!
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join:2003-06-20 | I wouldn't put it past them. Laugh now. | |
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gwion
wild colonial boy
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join:2000-12-28
Pittsburgh, PA
| In the Court of Common Pleas of the Planet of Gorg civil division - law
TO ALL EARTHLINGS TO WHOM THESE PRESENTS MAY COME, GREETINGS:
And Now, this fifty second day of Bazorg, 123,434, on joint suit of the Gorg Recording Industry Interstellar Cabal, and the RIAA and MPAA, and upon your default to appear in proceedings after due notice, judgement is hereby entered against you, and you are commanded to immediately take the following actions:
1. Immediately disable all unauthorized broadcast transmitters owned by NASA, various research facilities, and others, capable of transmitting copyrighted material to our planet, or otherwise filter such signals.
2. Cease and desist, immediately, from capturing illegally our broadcasts, by, including, but not limited to, using SETI systems, radio telescopes, etc., and ripping streams from our spacecraft operating in your quadrant by any means.
3. Return Keith Richards to us immediately.
Failure to comply will result in the instituting of proceedings to collect a royalty of 100 plutonium Cragogs for each unlawfully copied song or motion picture.
... and will you please send a spaceship at your earliest convenience and ... -- GET YOUR DAMN RIAA LAWYER THE HELL OFF OF OUR PLANET??? In the spirit of intergalactic cooperation, and for the merciful love of God???? Thank you.
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CyberSchnook3
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Blue Nowhere | Re: In the Court of Common Pleas of the Planet of Gorg Most of that is OK, but we're keeping Keith Richards; otherwise Jagger would look like hell.
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