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Belgian Woman Offers Sex If You Support Network Neutrality
That's one way to out maneuver telecom lobbyists...
09:08AM Tuesday Apr 29 2008 by Karl
tags: world · Oddities · net-neutrality
Tipped by gaforces See Profile

Several users write in to gleefully note that this Belgian woman claims she'll make love to every virgin that supports network neutrality. Tanya Devereaux has previously used sexual promises to try and get votes for a failed run for the Belgian senate. Devereaux, who could probably even change the stripes of telecom talking heads like Scott Cleland (assuming he qualifies), has this to say about her mission:
I'm using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I’ll have to turn some down.
Reasonable, given the number of global Internet virgins is so very small. She continues:
Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet. With only one arguably negative side-effect: an unusual amount of today's Internet users are virgin. That's a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now it's time to obtain our freedom with love.
Indeed. For those of you on four day World of Warcraft binges, keep in mind that according to the terms of service, "Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons." Sure, this could be a porn spam e-mail harvesting operation, but it's damn entertaining.

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Nightfall
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Wow!

Something that 90% of BBR users qualify for!

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Re: Wow!

said by Nightfall See Profile :

Something that 90% of BBR users qualify for!
ROFLMAO!

I heard Bill Clinton already called her to support Network Neutrality.
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Re: Wow!

Good Lord...

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And Hillary called her too.
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said by supergirl See Profile :

said by Nightfall See Profile :

Something that 90% of BBR users qualify for!
ROFLMAO!

I heard Bill Clinton already called her to support Network Neutrality.
LMAO,good one!!!

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umm

"given the number of global Internet virgins is so very small."

aha good one
decifal

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man

Damn... Thats one way to "swing" a vote!! I like this sorta protest
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secure yourself

You better tie a rope to the ceiling so you don't fall in.

What a scam !
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April 29th, @10:04AM

Re: secure yourself

It is reported that she fulfilled her promises to her supporters when she ran for the Belgian senate.

Virgin is a big ISP in the UK and they are reportedly going to start limiting their service to their own media site and their business partners like a TV channel.

They dont like that the internet is open and people can just go somewhere else if they dont want to watch their advertising.

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Re: secure yourself

said by gaforces See Profile :

It is reported that she fulfilled her promises to her supporters when she ran for the Belgian senate.

Virgin is a big ISP in the UK and they are reportedly going to start limiting their service to their own media site and their business partners like a TV channel.

They dont like that the internet is open and people can just go somewhere else if they dont want to watch their advertising.
No she didn't, she posted a video of her assistant "simulating" one to the camera.

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April 29th, @11:03AM

Re: secure yourself

Click for full size
She has pretty eyes
I posted "reported" because it was reported here: »www.switched.com/2008/04/28/supp···ep-with/

"This is the same woman who once offered to perform oral sex on up to 40,000 Belgian constituents in return for their vote during her senate campaign. Her NEE party somehow didn't get a seat, and apprarently Tania's supporters received the goods, which were posted on YouTube (but have since been removed)"

And gizmodo has a better picture
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Re: secure yourself

said by gaforces See Profile :

"This is the same woman who once offered to perform oral sex on up to 40,000 Belgian constituents in return for their vote during her senate campaign. Her NEE party somehow didn't get a seat, and apprarently Tania's supporters received the goods, which were posted on YouTube (but have since been removed)"
Oh, I get it: she's actually offering "real simulated sex" to anyone who supports Network Neutrality.

I'll just "simulate" my support, then.
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Re: secure yourself

It appears she's been offering the same thing the ISPs have been offering - a screwing if you support their positions.
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What a scam !
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Nice find!

I am laughing all over this news article right now. If this is really true, that's really amazing but crazy at the same time. I'm trying to think of a better response to this news posting besides something like "OMG free sex, take it now!" because that would just be wrong and I'm more mature then that. Good find Karl!
waynemr

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NSFW for some...

Ya know, I'm not a prude, but some folks, like myself, can get in a bit of trouble with an image like the one in this post, if it shows up while they are browsing BBR. I didn't make the rules, but I have to live by them. I don't suppose someone could fix this?

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Re: NSFW for some...

said by waynemr See Profile :

Ya know, I'm not a prude, but some folks, like myself, can get in a bit of trouble with an image like the one in this post, if it shows up while they are browsing BBR. I didn't make the rules, but I have to live by them. I don't suppose someone could fix this?
Yes, don't browse BBR at work.
That being said, I am at work.

bobjohnson

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Re: NSFW for some...

I'm at work and this news story got more attention than the fact that I was listening to tech n9ne at the same time.. That's weird

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said by ptrowski See Profile :

said by waynemr See Profile :

Ya know, I'm not a prude, but some folks, like myself, can get in a bit of trouble with an image like the one in this post, if it shows up while they are browsing BBR. I didn't make the rules, but I have to live by them. I don't suppose someone could fix this?
Yes, don't browse BBR at work.
That being said, I am at work.
hehe so am I
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Re: NSFW for some...

So am I

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said by waynemr See Profile :

Ya know, I'm not a prude, but some folks, like myself, can get in a bit of trouble with an image like the one in this post, if it shows up while they are browsing BBR. I didn't make the rules, but I have to live by them. I don't suppose someone could fix this?
This is mild and your profile says Madison,WI. Shouldn't be too much of a problem at all then.

dnoyeB
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How do I become a virgin

/stuffs son under bed.

Where do I sign up?

Its funny that the article says she has previously used "sexual promises" to get votes instead of 'used sex' to get votes. A true politician.
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April 29th, @01:14PM

Re: How do I become a virgin

said by dnoyeB See Profile :

/stuffs son under bed.

Where do I sign up?

Its funny that the article says she has previously used "sexual promises" to get votes instead of 'used sex' to get votes. A true politician.
Hey, got room under there for an 8 year old daughter? And hey , promises don't cut it babe, besides that'd be breach of contract.

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Uh

This is why I take my laptop to bed with me.

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Re: Uh

said by dslwanter See Profile :

This is why I take my laptop to bed with me.
Trying.....to......re...s.ist.....typing......sar....castic....remark.........try....ing....

Vultures......circli...ng...... p...r...ey.
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Re: Uh

said by David See Profile :

said by dslwanter See Profile :

This is why I take my laptop to bed with me.
Trying.....to......re...s.ist.....typing......sar....castic....remark.........try....ing....

Vultures......circli...ng...... p...r...ey.
LOL. Come on Dave, everyone's gotta get their fix .
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cableties
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Will she agree to my TOS?

And just what qualifies one as a "virgin" and how do I get qualified!

(amazing how sex can sell. I call hoax-sham-email harvesting...)

bobjohnson

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Re: Will she agree to my TOS?

I'm gonna try it and see what happens (not a virgin) but curious to see what this is about

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Re: Will she agree to my TOS?

So far it just takes you to a page that says:
I will contact you soon

Glad to have you as a part of all this!

Make sure you gather enough evidence to clearly show that you have been defending net neutrality, you'll need to be able to present the evidence soon.

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Re: Will she agree to my TOS?

You, sir, are my hero! Good luck!

(well, from that other picture, you can see she is a real brunette.)

Why this reminds me of that LonelyGrl webisode...only EU version...
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David_
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I qualify , I`ve never had sex with a woman from belgium before!

But my girlfriend might get a bit jelous about it.... mmmm threesome !

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Re: Will she agree to my TOS?

said by David_ See Profile :

I qualify , I`ve never had sex with a woman from belgium before!

But my girlfriend might get a bit jelous about it.... mmmm threesome !
I believe that's against the ToS.
amigo_boy

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Another government conspiracy

Belgium doesn't exist: »zapatopi.net/belgium/

Mark

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I've got an appointment

I'll let you guys know how it goes. Any tips or pointers?

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Re: I've got an appointment

said by tomkb See Profile :

I'll let you guys know how it goes. Any tips or pointers?
Nice fantasy bucko, lol.

Jason Levine
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Politics as usual?

Finally a politician that both admits that they will screw you and arranges it that you are happy about it!

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Re: Politics as usual?

Oh, and she also has a fake suicide site too.

»tania.movielol.org/

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Re: Politics as usual?

»ipower.movielol.org/suicide.php

It's for a purpose though.

"A unique internet campaign is changing the mentality of suicidal teens all over the world. Some even say it 'saved their life'.

The campaign, in the form of a fictional blog, has only been running for a few weeks and is already getting thousands of positive responses from people who have had to deal with suicide in their lives. More than ten people thus far have mailed to say it changed their mind about committing suicide and effectively saved their lives."
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edit:
April 29th, @11:45AM

She needs some help because she has some issues it seems. She is cute however.
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Yeah, I love this quote from her fake suicide site:

"I feel life has no greater purpose. We have no great war in our generation, no great depression, our great war is a war of the spirit, and our great depression is our lives."

Wow, real deep. I saw "Fight Club" too.

Hey, why doesn't she start a fake Fight Club too. She can fight up to 40,000 Belgians for her votes.

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Hmm.

I got my virginity back recently. I was sent a nice certificate, suitable for framing, instructions for the secret handshake and a secret decoder ring. I wonder if I would qualify?

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Re: Hmm.

What happened? You get divorced?

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Uhm

What if one changes their mind towards net neutrality after the goods are exchanged?

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Sick

Ew, no.

That's just wrong.

Whoring oneself out, no?

gaforces
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Re: Sick

IMO if it was for financial gain that might be true ...
This is not the case.

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I'd like to see the TOS, EULA and FAP... :D

I need to see the Terms of Service, The End User Licensing Agreement, and the Fair Access Policy, please....

ROFL!!!

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Re: I'd like to see the TOS, EULA and FAP... :D

I hope she has a Service Level Agreement in place!

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Actually there's a really funy TOS on her website.
gsm

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sign me up

so what am I supposed to do I can finally tell my friends I did it

Archivis
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Athene

Isn't that the chick from Athene, the greatest Paladin in World of Warcraft?
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Re: Athene

Yes

CrzyCrakr
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?

So does a born again virgin count? lol

haroldo

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Will Norton AV protect you?

I imagine you'll need AntiVirus and a few other Anti- products after you take your turn.
firewire9999

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Re: Will Norton AV protect you?

Thats where a FIREWALL comes in handy.

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Re: Will Norton AV protect you?

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "RootKit" doesn't it... :P
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