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220, 221, Whatever It Takes.
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Mechanicsburg, PA
3 edits | LMAO what next? (that's rhetorical, transmaster..lol)
the killer app...remote control sex toys...how low can we go? seriously im betting much, much lower. they havent even begun scraping the bottom of the barrel. but this pretty close. | |
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fegul
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join:2004-08-23
united state
| Re: LMAO I wonder if they'll stick DRM on these too. "No unauthorized body parts" Then they'll start a DAA (Dildonics Association of America) and crack down on illegal remote dildoing. Take the heat off BT 
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xdeadhead
220, 221, Whatever It Takes.
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join:2000-11-08
Mechanicsburg, PA | Re: LMAO OMG LMFAO a DRM dildonics site...then of course the swedes will ramp up a new version of the pirate bay and taunt emailers with hilarious responses. | |
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join:2000-08-21
Glen Burnie, MD | ^%&%*%(^*^*&%
There goes another keyboard. :D:D | |
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Trash Gordon
@t-dialin.net | I wonder if they'll stick DRM on these too. That wouldn't be so bad actually. At least you could tell them in all seriousness to shove it up their... | |
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jarablue
Always be true to yourself
join:2001-06-11
Worcester, MA | If it's one thing that will push broadband, this is it. | |
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andyb
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join:2003-05-29
SW Ontario | Re: If it's one thing teledildonics,boing boing and Dorkbot all in one sentence.it sorta gives me the creeps | |
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FTCXtreme
join:2005-03-14
New Braintree, MA | On my dial-up lol I could imagine it now. The lag lmao. Why is your BJ skipping? God damn dial-up | |
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| navalpatel
join:2003-07-28
Lubbock, TX | Re: On my dial-up lol LMFAO! | |
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oliphant
I Have 8 Boobies
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join:2004-11-26
Corona, CA | Re: Go outside and enjoy the fresh air!! BBoD
Blue Balls of Death. | |
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join:2003-02-04
Dublin, CA | Re: Go outside and enjoy the fresh air!! LOL ^^ | |
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Mentat
The zeitgeist sucks
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join:2001-02-25
Sugar Land, TX | kthx Sign me up | |
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Tsume
join:2004-02-23
Johnson City, TN | Wtf... and lol.
Imagine trying this over AOL. I'm sure they'd find SOME way to push popups to the person. | |
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xdeadhead
220, 221, Whatever It Takes.
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join:2000-11-08
Mechanicsburg, PA | Re: Wtf... giving new meaning to the phrase "pop-ups" | |
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Tsume
join:2004-02-23
Johnson City, TN | Re: Wtf... And that's another LOL from me.
IMHO this is one of the best news posts I've read here :P
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BronsCon
join:2003-10-24
Cleveland, OH | Uhmm, "pushing popups" would be the whole point. | |
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email scope
join:2005-03-06
Canada | Camera FPS' too slow. They've been working on this for a long time, and they still have a BS system in place.
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David
No,there is another.
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join:2002-05-30
Granite City, IL
clubs: | 3 comments I felt compelled to contribute..
#1... where or when can we buy the crotchless panties controlled via ethernet?
#2.... I guess the idea of the "big bang" theory is not too far off.
#3.... So that is what "deep throat" means? | |
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| kpatz
MY HEAD A SPLODE
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join:2003-06-13
Manchester, NH
| Re: 3 comments I must contribute something (useless) too...
Now us PC security geeks have to recommend condoms in addition to anti-virus, firewall, and anti-spyware apps?
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guitarzan
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join:2004-05-04
Skytop, PA
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1 edit | Re: 3 comments said by kpatz  :I must contribute something (useless) too... Now us PC security geeks have to recommend condoms in addition to anti-virus, firewall, and anti-spyware apps? Should one worry about safe hex?
What will the infection rate be in the wild?
Will (CTD's) computer transmitted diseases,make your HARD drive go floppy.?
Gives new meaning to opening ports on your router.Not to mention The BIOS | |
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Goldengamego
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join:2004-02-22
Okemos, MI |  lol
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BronsCon
join:2003-10-24
Cleveland, OH | I wonder if you can... record that blowjob and play it back leter? | |
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| kpatz
MY HEAD A SPLODE
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join:2003-06-13
Manchester, NH | Re: I wonder if you can... Only if the DRM allows a fair-use copy to be blown, er, made.  | |
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fegul
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join:2004-08-23
united state
| Re: I wonder if you can... said by kpatz :Only if the DRM allows a fair-use copy to be blown, er, made. Next generation of stream rippers on their way!
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Jehu
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join:2002-09-13
MA | Thrillhammer weird.. that was my nickname in high school... | |
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Jehu
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MA | Re: Thrillhammer And I'm worried about the blonde chicks who are inevitable going to hurt their teeth.
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ib50MbSoon
Formerly TwoKDialup
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join:2002-06-07
Coloma, MI
1 edit | Ohhhh yeah....right there! The teledildo will perform best with Comcast Cumfast HSI but if you like it slow you could use DSL. | |
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TweakFreak88
join:2003-09-07
sweden | Lag? what happens if you get some major latency.. worse yet some bad packets? | |
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ryder9
join:2003-01-09
here | All of ya'll are sick and need ... insert deity of choice here..
LOL!!:D:D:D:D | |
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ryder9
join:2003-01-09
here | Re: All of ya'll are sick and need ... maybe I should'nt have said "insert"??? | |
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lupinia
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join:2004-08-24
Harrisonburg, VA
1 edit | Re: All of ya'll are sick and need Heh, I'll insert your deity  | |
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MalakoPlus
join:2005-01-17
l165h3 | we need Need a wifi version of this so the soccer moms can take it on the road or you can do the gardening whilst your hubby at work gives you the whats what from work | |
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| wtansill
Ncc1701
join:2000-10-10
Falls Church, VA
| Re: we need said by MalakoPlus :Need a wifi version of this so the soccer moms can take it on the road or you can do the gardening whilst your hubby at work gives you the whats what from work It's already here:
»nawtythings.com/toys/dj1634-01.html
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garagerock
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join:2002-06-14
Louisville, KY | Re: we need I'm hoping I just didn't piss myself over that one! | |
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fcisler
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join:2004-06-14
Riverhead, NY
| been around for years..... »www.fu-fme.com
Pictures are priceless.....
I'm suprised they are all internal though....dont'cha thing a firewire PORTABLE one would make more sense? Man i'd hate to have a mini-tower and the male model....
Move over carpel tunnell! we got a bigger problem!
Can't wait for tech support calls:
Person: "Yes, hello. I just purchased your device...and it seems there is a problem"
Tech: "Yes sir, we can help you. Whats the problem?"
Person: "Well...my floppy drive isn't so floppy right now...." | |
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| lmolli666
join:2002-04-08
Troy, MI | Re: been around for years..... What about phishing?
Someone fakes your orgasm?
What kind of identity theft is that??
How would you report it? | |
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Go outside and enjoy the fresh air!!
