  moby866 I am slowly starting to hate you. Premium join:2000-10-07 Kansas City, MO | OK. But what do you if you live in all electric house?
But this might be good for urban areas that lack broadband. | |
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 |   CoxCable4 banned from most servers for cheating
join:2002-10-02 PwnZone | Re: OK. I guess if beavers chew the lines, they'll explode in a firey ball of flame | |
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join:2001-11-30
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CUSTOMER: I am having problems getting a connection... TECH: Exactly what is the problem?
CUSTOMER: I think the line is cloged? TECH: How can you tell?
CUSTOMER: I unscrewed one of the gass line. Smells really bad. Give me a second. Sounds of a match being struck and burnning. A Boom then the line goes dead. TECH: Well it sounds like you have solved your problem... News at eleven! | |
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join:2001-06-27 Land O Lakes, FL | Re: OK. Are you referring to excess gas in the digestive tract (flatulence) or whipping oneself as a means of arousing or heightening sexual feeling (flagellation).
The word flagulation does not exist. | |
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join:2002-08-15 Springfield, VA
| Re: OK. said by lesopp :Are you referring to excess gas in the digestive tract (flatulence) or whipping oneself as a means of arousing or heightening sexual feeling (flagellation). The word flagulation does not exist. Government schools are likely the source of his confusion!
Read this article to see what I am talking about; it will blow your mind: »www.sptimes.com/2005/05/10/Hills···_b.shtml | |
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join:2001-06-27 Land O Lakes, FL
| Nice article. I remember last year seeing High School seniors protesting because they didn't graduate. They didn't graduate because they failed to pass the FCAT (Florida Comprehensive Achievement Test). Several of the protesters carried signs with inaccurate spelling and incorrect word usage. The silliest one had used the phrase "Gov Busch" instead of "Gov Bush".
Education in this state is a joke. More and more money seems to go to administration as opposed to student instruction and it shows. | |
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join:2002-08-15 Springfield, VA
| Re: OK. said by lesopp :Nice article. I remember last year seeing High School seniors protesting because they didn't graduate. They didn't graduate because they failed to pass the FCAT (Florida Comprehensive Achievement Test). Several of the protesters carried signs with inaccurate spelling and incorrect word usage. The silliest one had used the phrase "Gov Busch" instead of "Gov Bush". Education in this state is a joke. More and more money seems to go to administration as opposed to student instruction and it shows. Even worse, I have seen striking teachers carrying signs with misspelled words. A lot of kids will be having rather bleak futures because so many people think throwing more money into the government schools will solve all the problems. My real estate taxes have been going up by double digits for years; I live in Fairfax County, Va. More than half of our taxes go for government schools which are hiring administrators at a much faster rate than teachers. | |
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@comcast.net | Jesus guys, he was just trying to be funny (failed). Not have his paper graded. Getting back to the topic, I can just see it, "Gas line explodes! Thousands without internet service!" | |
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join:2002-01-01 Haslett, MI | My guess is he's home schooled. | |
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@comcast.net | Re: OK. bull$hit Homeschooling your kids produces people with higher comprehension skills. | |
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@comcast.net | i like the humor because thats all it is. | |
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 |   starstuff Fly By Wire Premium join:2001-12-05 Mcallen, TX
| said by moby866 :But what do you if you live in all electric house? But this might be good for urban areas that lack broadband. Broadband via sewer lines, if you have a septic tank that can be a problem  | |
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 |  jackter
join:2000-12-13 Merrimac, MA | So how does a signal get through a gas meter? | |
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 |  rdiedrich Premium join:2002-11-25 Mchenry, IL clubs: | Aren't most urban areas without broadband using Propane?
_-Rdiedrich-_ | |
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 |  Kearnstd Elf Wizard
join:2002-01-22 Mullica Hill, NJ | how many people have piped gas though? i know in my area probally 90% of the neighborhoods are built with oil heat. -- [65 Arcanist]Filan(High Elf) Zone: Broadband Reports | |
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join:2003-03-23 Ortonville, MI
| Phake news, both numbers on press release(very well done press release] belong to cell phones, one in California and one in Arkansas, feel sorry if they are actual working numbers. But the response would indicate that there are a lot of folks who want something that works | |
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 |   PunkGod
join:2003-02-02 | It will still go over an electrical line. There saying that the line will be transfered through gas to a central unit and then go through a normal electrical line from there. | |
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join:2003-07-20 Alabaster, AL | Uh, ok Will it work with a tank?
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 |   Heterman Premium join:2004-02-28 Fayetteville, AR | Re: Uh, ok Yea, just tell the gas man when he comes to fill it with broadband also.;) | |
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 |   cdru Go Colts Premium,MVM join:2003-05-14 Fort Wayne, IN | Yes, but the latency sucks. Ping times can be on the order of 2 months, depending on when your delivery date is. Playing a FPS online will be an issue. | |
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 |  |  AquaBlaze Premium join:2004-02-02 Encino, CA | Re: Uh, ok Sounds like AOL High-Speed to me. | |
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| Re: Uh, ok said by AquaBlaze :Sounds like AOL High-Speed to me. Was this coment in reference to Broadband via Sewer Lines? hehehehe:D | |
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| Re: Uh, ok said by kennydillon :Was this coment in reference to Broadband via Sewer Lines? hehehehe:D said by cdru :Ping times can be on the order of 2 months, depending on when your delivery date is. Naw, I meant that these ping times remind me of AOL High-Speed.  | |
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  Loker Premium join:2004-07-11 Constantine, MI clubs: | who will this help most urban area's have some sort of broadband already and you can not say it would help rural internet users because they have propane tanks not gas lines | |
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join:2001-04-11 Tampa, FL
| Re: who will this help said by Loker :most urban area's have some sort of broadband already and you can not say it would help rural internet users because they have propane tanks not gas lines I'm in a rural area - Actually, most of my region, even the most remote farmers, have natural gas service.
This would be a key service by me. -- Playing the Tuba isn't an art, it's an adventure! http://www.lakesidepride.org | |
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join:2002-05-25 Dallas, GA | Re: who will this help And I am in the Metro Atlanta area and most existing homes in my area, if they are on gas, are on propane. Only the new sub-divides get natural gas, as well as fiber installed..  | |
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| Re: who will this help ??? Natural Gas is everywhere in Metro Atlanta. Not sure where your neighborhood is, but here in Dekalb and elsewhere ITP (Inside the perimeter) plus most of Gwinnett, Cobb, Clayton & North Fulton and for alot of the newer neighborhoods in Forsyth they are all connected AGL mains. My house was built in 1961, my Mom's in Decatur was built in 1948 and all have had NG since day 1. (My house did used to have a septic tank though) I haven't seen a propane tank within 15 miles of the perimeter for years, though I'm sure there are exceptions. (Wife used to work for Georgia Natural Gas.)
Then again, metro Atlanta does practically strech to Charlotte now. 
As for fiber though, yeah - we're SOL on that in the pre-2000 neighborhoods. -- When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.-Author Unknown | |
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 |   Loker Premium join:2004-07-11 Constantine, MI clubs: | I was saying that the people it would seem to help most as a "last-mile service" all have propane tanks because the gas company neve ran lines out their they just fill up large propane tanks and thats what people use no gas lines | |
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join:2005-05-19 Manchester, TN
| Re: who will this help It's the same with BPL. The sales pitch for BPL is that it'll offer "last mile service" to rural folks who need broadband. Much of the info I've read indicates it would be too costly to implement away from "town"
As for the BiG?? I wonder if marketing talked to any engineers about this before publishing their press release?? heehee
I'm halfway tempted to call one of those phone numbers! heeee | |
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join:2001-10-10 Charles Town, WV | Gas Broadband I would worry about the smell.  | |
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 |   needforspeed59 Cruise Ship Just Passing Through
join:2001-05-02 Glendale, AZ
| Re: Gas Broadband said by ScottJr :I would worry about the smell. This should help!  -- Of all the people I know... you're one of them. | |
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| Re: Gas Broadband Is this a DoS? Shame on you... | |
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join:2004-11-09 Urbana, IL | What next? BPL and now BIG what other crazy thing are they going to come up with next? Soon your shower will get broadband. | |
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 |   Nightshade Beware the Blue Rabbit Premium join:2002-05-26 Salem, OR
| Re: What next? Exactly since the shower head will be the MAC/DAC and all you have to do is hook up your PC to one of the holes in the shower head and turn on the shower and viola! you have BB through the shower. 
Talk about a literal pipe dream!  -- Just say "no" to bad code | |
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  99664227 Heavily MODerated Premium join:2002-11-21 USA edit: May 12th, @12:47PM
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How about 10 Gbps broadband via existing your local sewer system for $10.00 per month????:o -- Plan your trade and trade your plan. | |
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  amenite The Soylent - It's People Premium join:2002-11-21 Ridgewood, NJ clubs: | New Level one tech support script... Question 1: "Is it plugged in?" Question 2: "Do you smell gas?" Question 3: "Do you smell packets?" | |
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 |  King Duck
join:2005-04-10 Elizabeth City, NC | Re: New Level one tech support script... This will, of course, give a totally new meaning to the term 'packet sniffing'....
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join:2005-05-11 Duluth, GA
| Propagating radio waves in pipes. Propagating radio waves in pipes is certainly a new twist on the idea of last-mile solutions, but it still requires more traditional hub-to-headend backhauls.
How to they handle propagation dampening, ghosting (harmonics), etc. between the point where its introduced and where its delivered. How are they handling isolation between households, or multiple accounts? How much energy is required to transmit upstream, from household to hub or headend? What happens during pressure flux? How dangerous would flowing NG inside of its pipe be toward generating static electric interference in the propagated transmission? What is the signal loss function--it is linear distance, non-linear distance on a tree, etc.?
This 'might' be of use to city owned and operated NG infrastructures and benefit them in knowing they will not have to dig up too much of the ROW (right of way). Still, though, its of limited market reach since (as someone already pointed out) not everyone lives in a NG-equipped neighborhood. | |
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join:2004-03-19 Covington, LA | Re: Propagating radio waves in pipes. Seems like a great idea for meter reading. | |
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 |   cc_skavenger896
@172.0.x.x | How are they handling isolation between households, or multiple accounts?
Sounds like you described most cable internet infrastructures. | |
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join:2005-05-11 Duluth, GA | Re: Propagating radio waves in pipes. I would not know. I don't work in the cable industry.  | |
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 |   blackjeep
join:2001-07-12 Atlanta, GA | Figures someone would ruin the fun with a serious, technical post! | |
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  notloggedin
@ipc.com | Something smeels funny... about this story. | |
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 |   ScottMo Premium,MVM join:2000-12-15 Stony Brook, NY | Re: Something smeels funny... Yep. Google "Nethercomm". All I got was press releases issued by the company. No other reviews or articles by outsiders. | |
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| Huh? "end user installed equipment" - on a gas line? Yeah right. sounds like pie in the sky to me. Even "blimpband" is more plausible than this. -- There is no limit to what one can do, so long as they don't mind who takes the credit. | |
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join:2003-03-31 Belvedere Tiburon, CA
·Comcast Formerly ..
| Re: Huh? Actually, that phrase tells us a bit.
Since gas companies NEVER want amateurs making gas connections, the connection at the user end must just be some sort of alligator clip type thing--i.e., no cable or fiber blown through the line. So apparently the pipe's the thing.
If you thought that it takes too much power to drive an RF IP signal over power lines, wait till you see how much power it takes to drive an RF IP signal through a pipe which is GROUNDED for it's entire length.
calvoiper -- VoIP--the death knell of remaining voice monopolies! | |
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  GemSnake Premium join:2000-10-19 3rd layer clubs:  | Uh... Broadband via sewage lines, anyone? Anyone? We can also offer boradband via water pipes. Any takers? -- "In a fight between you and the world, bet on the world." - Franz Kafka | |
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 |  jimbo2150
join:2004-05-10 Youngstown, OH | Re: Uh... Septo-Band
Broadband via Septic tank. Company Motto: "This line stinks!" | |
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@12.111.x.x | Re: Uh... SeptoBand already exists...
...under the name "Comcast".
Crappiest lines and connectivity in the business.
And you thought "Comcrap" was just a silly pun on the name... | |
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 |   Nightshade Beware the Blue Rabbit Premium join:2002-05-26 Salem, OR | Re: BOOOOOMMM Just don't modify your modem and you'll be fine.  -- Just say "no" to bad code | |
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join:2002-03-23 Eatontown, NJ
·Comcast
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| How does it work? The pipes are used as a waveguide I presume so no interference from the outside. What about attenuation and dispersion from the multiple bends on the pipe? How many households can truly be served with one transceiver?
I'd better seek some advice from my EMF professor before getting too excited  | |
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 |   Transmaster Onward Through The Fog
join:2001-06-20 Cheyenne, WY
| Re: How does it work? The National Spokesmen for BVM |
What about the low voltage current that is presently being used on gas lines to slow corrosion in the metal pipes. Is this going to impact any Broadband via Methane (BVM)installation. I just thought of something I have the perfect spokesmen for BVM.....»www.mrmethane.com -- Low voltage Tech's are wimps, Real tech's use 45 pound filament transformers, plate voltages no less then 2400 volts with at least 10 amp's lighting 8877 triodes...BPL I'm coming to get you. | |
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join:2002-03-23 Eatontown, NJ
·Comcast
| Re: How does it work? Scary...
That low voltage is DC, it will not affect a GHz electromagnetic field traversing the inside of the pipe. A problem would arise if the pipe has a metallic screen for a filter as that will effectively reflect the signal back. Also an abrupt change in the pipe diameter will cause some reflection and attenuation (thicker main pipe to thinner pipe going to the home). having to replace the gas pipes with "broadband-compatible" ones will certainly make BiG unfeasible. | |
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join:2000-10-14 Regina, SK | Re: How does it work? They are probably using the trace wire installed along with the polyethylene (PE) pipes used for gas distrubibution lines. The trace wire is used to find the gas line (dial before you dig).
Ted | |
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join:2004-05-10 Youngstown, OH
·Dreamhost
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| Uh oh... What happens when there is a surge durring an electrical storm?!?
BOOOOOMMM!!!!
Military headquarters: Man1 : "Sir, we just got a blip on one of our sats. Looks like an entire city just went up in flames." Man2 : "Natural cause?" Man1 : "Unknown, Sir." | |
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  jjoshua Premium join:2001-06-01 Scotch Plains, NJ | The more the better I don't care how I get service. Just show me where to plug in the cat5 cable. | |
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join:2004-06-06 Randolph, MA | What's next...
Let's see, we have (or may have) broadband through...
1.Cable 2.DSL 3.Power lines 4.Wireless 5.satellite 6.Sewer 7.gas lines
We're just missing water lines. | |
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 |  jimbo2150
join:2004-05-10 Youngstown, OH
·Dreamhost
·Armstrong Zoom In..
| Re: What's next... Upcoming services:
BTS Broadband Through Human Skin A mesh network of everyone!
BUG Broadband UnderGround Broadband through dirt; transmission through worms. These people have dirty minds. -- - "Techie" Jim | |
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| Re: What's next... said by jimbo2150 :Upcoming services: BTS Broadband Through Human Skin A mesh network of everyone! They are working on it! »www.almaden.ibm.com/cs/user/pan/pan.html
I also read about it somewhere else, but can't find the link. | |
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  techguyga MCSE, DCSE Premium join:2003-12-31 Cumming, GA | Most new gas pipelines... ...are made of plastics. There is only a small wire buried next to the gas line for location purposes. I wonder how they intend to transmit RF energy over a non metallic medium. | |
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 |  jimbo2150
join:2004-05-10 Youngstown, OH | Re: Most new gas pipelines... ESP | |
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join:2001-06-01 Plymouth, MI | Re: Most new gas pipelines... Perhaps the First true Ether Net ! | |
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join:2000-09-14 Corona, CA
| said by techguyga : I wonder how they intend to transmit RF energy over a non metallic medium. Why, FM, of course!
(F------ Magic)  | |
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join:2001-06-21 Dickson City, PA
·Vonage
| no thanks Nice idea, but no thanks. We'll just take the fiber please.
Seriously, stop trying all these diffrent new methods for bringing us broadband and bring us the one that we want and works best, fiber.
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