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| We're all gonna die!!! lol we're all gonna die @ this rate! Next thing I hear there will be a hole in the ozone layer! Oh wait they sky is falling!!!
As quoted from Monty Python and the search for the holy grail, "Run away!!!! Run away!!!!"
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aztecnology
O Rly?
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Murrieta, CA | I think Al Gore wants his internet back... | |
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Calera, AL | Re: We're all gonna die!!! the al gore comment was the best, rofl | |
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Santa Barbara, CA | Correction: It is 'Internets' .. not 'Internet" according to our most high and mighty Chimpy. | |
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N3OGH
Bear patrol must be working like a charm
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join:2003-11-11
Philly burbs | AUNTIE EMM, AUNTIE EMM!!!!!!!!!
IT'S A TWISTER, IT'S A TWISTER!!!!! | |
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SquareSlinky
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Tampa, FL | Is this another democratic scare tactic? | |
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footballdude
join:2002-08-13
Imperial, MO
| said by SSX4life  :
As quoted from Monty Python and the search for the holy grail, "Run away!!!! Run away!!!!"
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You could have just said "Run away" without the reference. Odds are, most dudes on the internet would have recognized the source.:) | |
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91439306
15,000 Watts of Bass Power
join:2002-10-16
New Milford, CT | The date lines up about right with when the world will run out of affordable oil supplies, so, why not? | |
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join:2002-10-05
Los Osos, CA
2 edits | Re: We're all gonna die!!! "The date lines up about right with when the world will run out of affordable oil supplies, so, why not?"mweiss
Rofl... sorry no.. not with democratic foothold being estblished in the mideast as I type. | |
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91439306
15,000 Watts of Bass Power
join:2002-10-16
New Milford, CT
| Re: We're all gonna die!!! It's not a matter of bargaining with nations. It's a matter of physics. The easily-extracted oil is just about gone. We've reached, or will reach the peak in the next month, according to geologists working at Shell. Once oil wells start dropping off in output, while India and China are starting an unprecidented ramp up of industrial oil use, economic law will dictate that prices rise exponentially until fewer and fewer people can afford to buy oil. This effect will work from the bottom of the economic scale, upwards.
As it is, this winter will see an epidemic of people freezing to death in the Northeast. CACD won't be able to provide enough oil to heat the homes of the poor. Many elderly have already turned their thermostats down to health-threatening levels. They will have to turn them down another 6ºF to cut usage enough to flatten the cost this year vs. last year--only trouble is, most thermostats don't go below 50ºF.
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Tucson, AZ | What happened to the overcapacity the stock market keeps talking about? | |
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| Re: A little dramatic. said by keyboard5684 :
I think the article is based on someone that apparently just looks at statistics.
That's basically all that network traffic flow analysis is...
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·Packet8
| Re: A little dramatic. said by keyboard5684 :
But it should not be the basis of determining the internet will be done in 2006.
Absolutely... Without knowledge of routing and system infrastructure, traffic flow analysis is worthless. That's why people who run flow models on networks can't be just statistical or network gurus, you have to know both well. If it wasn't for the draw of research, I'd probably being doing it.
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I would take the article more serious if they actually appeared to have technical knowledge on how the internet works. Any high school student could have researched the statistices on the internet and wrote a school assignment that says the same thing. Yippee!
Well, it just goes to show that statistics is a dangerous thing in the hands of a statistical moron and there are plenty of instances where this is true...
Its probably true in the case of this news story... 
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dslwanter
Why would I want DSL? I have FTTH
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join:2002-12-16
Lowellville, OH
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| ? This brings up a good point though as insane as it may sound. Like the Black Out of 2003, we keep adding too much we risk outages like that. And that's how the internet works, things are added all the time. I do begin to wonder.
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FLECOM
Bay Networks Freak
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join:2003-03-03
Miami, FL
| Re: ? said by tiger72 :
trojans running completely rampant like BackOrifice, Netbus, and SubSeven...
good times, good times... lol
im kidding
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AthlGrond
Collectivism Breeds Envy
Premium,MVM
join:2002-04-25
Aurora, CO
·Comcast
| The power grid has not changed substantially since the outage and yet power seems to have been restored to normal.
So if we were to follow your analogy the internet my suffer ups and downs but it will always come back up. Further, it would be up quite a bit more often than not.
Which is where we are at today with the internet, we do occasionally have problems and slowdowns, but it bounces back.
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wellthatwonthappenun
@optonline.net
| Well that won't happen until Haliburton get involved in internet infastructure.. could be 2006 is a long way off...
Bush may get re-elected, hell may freeze over, and Al-Gore may become president, all these things however improbable... may still yet happen.
Iraq may become more stable than say, California, Hnmm.. wait i'm on a roll here,
BTW: you want statistics: 1101 U.S. military personnel killed for Iraqi democracy.
Ok, I won't use a MasterCard cliche here because that would be just wrong..
But I WILL say that to vote for Bush, you really have to
be a TRUE believer in the Republican ideology and like EVERYTHING they've done and stand for..
You don't have to look at Michael Moore for your proof, find it out for yourselves in your objective eyes.. did the last four years go well for you or not? | |
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dslwanter
Why would I want DSL? I have FTTH
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Lowellville, OH
·Armstrong Zoom In..
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| Re: ? said by wellthatwonthappenun:
Well that won't happen until Haliburton get involved in internet infastructure.. could be 2006 is a long way off...
Bush may get re-elected, hell may freeze over, and Al-Gore may become president, all these things however improbable... may still yet happen.
Iraq may become more stable than say, California, Hnmm.. wait i'm on a roll here,
BTW: you want statistics: 1101 U.S. military personnel killed for Iraqi democracy.
Ok, I won't use a MasterCard cliche here because that would be just wrong..
But I WILL say that to vote for Bush, you really have to
be a TRUE believer in the Republican ideology and like EVERYTHING they've done and stand for..
You don't have to look at Michael Moore for your proof, find it out for yourselves in your objective eyes.. did the last four years go well for you or not?
Why you gotta come and turn this political?
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JGC
@jps.net
| FYI Michael Moore provides no "proof"... his wanna-be documentary disguised as a ffa bash-bush and saudi slugfest is the most ridiculous waste of time ever. He provides no proof to very few if any of his claims, and is constantly overtoning the pictures with idiotic retoric about bush this or bush that or bushes daddy this or that... pathetic by any standards.
Anyways, now that im done ranting, the article was a good laugh. | |
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Defcon888
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join:2003-07-22
San Bruno, CA | The Internet... Die ? ! Never ! No! NEVER ! IT WONT HAPPEN AAHHHHHHHHH O_O
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Matt
Quitting Caffeine - Argh
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join:2003-07-20
Jamestown, NC
·North State Commun..
| Thanks for the chuckle.... Hannu H Kari, professor at the Helsinki University of Technology, has apparently come to the revelation that "There are many bad people who want to create chaos on purpose."
Thanks for the chuckle this morning. 
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jester121
join:2003-08-09
Lake Zurich, IL
·ViaTalk
| Sheesh... I really have to wonder who the hell is running IT at the places where these "researchers" and columnists work. Every month I'm reading some sort of doom and gloom about the huge spam problem, and how it's going to stop users from ever using e-mail.
I just checked the statistics for the domains I administer and, for the past month, we've outright rejected 65% of the e-mail received due to RBLs and related checks, and another 10% was identified as spam and properly tucked away into the user's junk box. Less than 1% was missed, and we had zero reported false positives. Oh, about 4% of massages had a virus or some sort of exploit inside, and were filtered and deleted. Since each client has a different, redundant anti-virus solution that runs on the desktop machine, I know that no infections got past the mail server.
It took me more time to log in and check these statistics than I spent on managing our anti-spam arsenal for the month.
My point is -- once you know how to block it, spam isn't a problem at all. Yeah, there's some bandwidth used, but that's basically zero marginal cost. Isn't the whole point behind computers that fact that they don't mind doing boring repetitive tasks 24 hrs a day?
Even scarier is I'm doing all this on a shoestring budget and still getting pretty good results. WTF are these big companies doing? | |
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rolande
Certifiable
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Powell, OH
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Host:
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| What a groundbreaking revelation...
There is also a need to improve user identification.
"Currently there are no guarantees that a named sender is the real sender of an e-mail," Kari said. -- Sapa-DPA
This is such a monumental finding. I can't even believe this hasn't gotten more press! I'm blown away... (not)
If the guy was even worth listening to for a few seconds, he'd actually have some of his own original ideas to offer for solving some of the issues. I think he just likes to get attention and blow smoke, but offer nothing of any real substance. How lame 
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Infidels Won
join:2004-07-24
Deep River, CT
1 edit | Re: What a groundbreaking revelation... quote:
I think he just likes to get attention and blow smoke, but offer nothing of any real substance.
Sounds like a certain politician running for President. | |
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MarkyD
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join:2002-08-20
Oklahoma City, OK
clubs: | errr.... "There are many bad people who want to create chaos on purpose."
As opposed to those who want to create chaos on accident?
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stainedblue
join:2000-06-21
Oakland, CA
| Re: errr.... Viruses and spam depend on a functional network to propagate. The idea that they will so overwhelm the network to make it unusuable is just doom and gloom.
ISPs filter emails. Programs on a client filter viruses and spyware. We will continue to filter data to keep up with the propagation of data that we don't want. People communicating with computers on a network is not ever going to go away except for maybe something better. | |
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rjackson
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join:2002-04-02
Ringgold, GA
clubs: | Yeah right The Internet was designed to withstand nuclear war but not spam? | |
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NJChris
PS3 Xbox ID Zzaz
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join:2000-02-08
Pompton Lakes, NJ | What about the others... That's ok. We will just move to one of the other internets.
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Hook_Texas
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Austin, TX
| Re: What about the others... said by NJChris :
That's ok. We will just move to one of the other internets.
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jaa
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join:2000-06-13
·Optimum Online
·Vonage
| Just nonsense based on bad assumptions 25 years ago, a Cornell researcher said we would run out of oil about now. He reasoned that regardeless of the price of oil, no more could be recovered because it would take more than a barrel of oil to retrieve another barrel.
That researcher, and the finnish researcher, make one extremely bad assumption - there there would be no technological advances in the interrim. Retrieval of oil has advance significantly in the last 20 years; so to will spam and virus management.
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Joshua
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join:2004-01-04
Phoenix, AZ
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| Grr THe internet will not die so early, and probably never will. I know people who just finally jumped on the internet bandwagon and it will continue to grow. Plus wasnt it supposed to die on January 1st 2000? Viruses? heres a note I HAVENT GOTTEN ONE BECAUSE I AM A RESPONSIBLE PERSON WHO WATCHES WHAT I DOWNLOAD. SPAM? ZERO! I never got any spam either, my email inbox rarely has anyone but friends emailing me.
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| Re: Grr once again, that logic isn't all that logical. just because YOU aren't having issues doesn't mean absolutely squat. the internet is a network of networks, so unless YOU can verify that all of the networks are virus/spam free, your assumption is completely baseless. | |
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Infidels Won
join:2004-07-24
Deep River, CT | Re: Grr Uh, I believe his/her point was that because they are responsible and knowledgeable users, they aren't part of the problem. The same can't be said for the other 90% of the people on the Internet who are complete morons. | |
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holycrap123
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| Re: Grr whatever! that is exactly the attitude that feeds into the problem...i "think" i know what i'm doing, so therefore the internet's problems don't affect me.
not to mention the fact that you can be 1000% knowledgeable, prepared, and bullet proof...and yet still have issues.
like i said, the internet is a network of networks: just because you think you aren't part of the problem doesn't mean there aren't problems. | |
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firefox
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join:2000-12-03
San Jose, CA
| said by version3D :
Uh, I believe his/her point was that because they are responsible and knowledgeable users, they aren't part of the problem. The same can't be said for the other 90% of the people on the Internet who are complete morons.
And that is the anonymous poster's point too. It's the other 90% you refer to that is the problem we all have to look at. It's great that we have some responsible home users and IT professionals here, but does that really make a difference when the other 90% (your number) is causing havoc either on purpose or by accident.
Here is the case of "If I don't see the problem, then it doesn't exist." A problem does exist, just not at the scale the article is stating it to be - yet. | |
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hedyd4u
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join:2003-12-16
Schenectady, NY
| Sounds like a scare tactic Just trying to scare people into believing we need to have someone (government body) police the internet. These types of reports need to be identified as garbage or some morons will believe them.
Always remember this a lie repeated often enough will become the truth. The press is very good at turning baseless junk to facts. Reporters lie as much as lawyers. | |
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rob_in_chatt
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join:2004-09-17
Chattanooga, TN
·Comcast
| Re: Sounds like a scare tactic RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol this also makes me think back to the gay ass mass messages we all have seen sent all around yahoo aim and msn about them terminating the service in 60 days unless everyone sends this instant message around so they can determine who uses names and who doesnt. just remember, some people laugh and others need an explanation | |
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lupinia
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Harrisonburg, VA | Re: Sounds like a scare tactic How do you know that these messages are homosexual? Did you ask them? Did they come with gay pride stickers? | |
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rob_in_chatt
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Chattanooga, TN | needing an explanation see above statement..............some people laugh and others need an explanation. | |
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Schenectady, NY | Re: Sounds like a scare tactic Read the post first in its entirety then reply. What does your comment have to do with anything? | |
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lupinia
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Harrisonburg, VA | Re: Sounds like a scare tactic It's called a joke, damn  | |
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vic102482
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Upper Marlboro, MD | A little over dramatic Its own weight = No
Intentionally = Maybe but its a streatch. | |
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join:2003-03-20 | Re: A little over dramatic looks like nobody remembers when bob metcalfe said Internet would "go spectacularly supernova and in 1996 catastrophically collapse." | |
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SRFireside
join:2001-01-19
Houston, TX | Re: A little over dramatic Oh some of us remember, but 1997 came around and whoever was left believing it stopped caring. | |
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lawrence171
Evilly Yours - Evilness
join:2001-12-24
Canada
·Acanac
| If all fails, restart. The internet is pretty much P2P... If everything fails, just restart everything, and we're good to go again.
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join:2001-01-19
Houston, TX
·RoadRunner Cable
| Re: If all fails, restart. Reminds me of the good old joke about the Windows 95' Automobile. It'll stop working for no reason, but just shut down the engine and turn it on again and everything should run fine. | |
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join:2001-05-14
San Luis Obispo, CA
| Re: If all fails, restart. seems to me that internet is largly commercially owned by a bunch of companies that are in business and rely on the internet. Companies usually have something called money. Money can be used to buy more bandwidth, servers, and routers. Its just expansion. Most of these companies are willing to fight spam. I dont see how spam could ever take over when most people don't even want it in the first place. Usually the reason something is popular is because a lot of people like it. Unless a bunch of people start liking spam its never gonna be a big deal. I just dont think that spam will ever be more of a problem than it is now. I dont even consider it a problem now. Its just something you have to adapt to. | |
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CPM
join:2001-08-24
Miami, FL | Re: If all fails, restart. Next Week on DSL reports They will be talking about hairless pets..werid | |
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kidc
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@comcast.net | trust no one It's 2006 already? | |
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oohmesohorny
@comcast.net | Download all the pr0n you can! Time to fill up my hard drives with pr0n before 2006!!! It's Part of my "End of the World" kit. Along with my endless supply of body lotion and tissues. | |
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