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Spam King Richter branches out
(old news - 09:02AM Tuesday Apr 20 2004)
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Prodigious spammer Scott Richter has seen his name in lights so often the past few years, he's apparently decided to make lemonade out of lemons and launch his own clothing line. Newsday reports Richter's "SpamKing" clothing line will feature sayings such as "Just opt out," and "Click it." The article notes that the case between Richter and the New York Attorney General may be approaching a settlement. Richter says he's considering a counter-suit against many anti-spam organizations that he says use "improper practices" to block his "legitimate e-mail".

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SuperJudge
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May he burn in hell.

I hope bad things happen to him. I hope people do bad things to his butt. I doubt his clothing line will do well, either.
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Voyager2K2

join:2001-10-04
Wayne, PA

Re: May he burn in hell.

His butt is probably the only useful part of his body.
With all the pee-pee growth pill ads he sends, he must be hung like a hamster.
B330230

join:2001-04-22
Hollywood, FL

I think he needs to "accidentally" be dropped into some battleground in Iraq with clothing in Arabic that says something like "I love fucking your young Islamic kids". I think the rest would work itself out naturally.

b34tBoX
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Maybe as an undershirt.

Wow, he really likes pissing people off.
Solution, don't buy it.
At least spam is free.

SuperJudge
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Re: Maybe as an undershirt.

I would do Kano's fatality to him, but I wouldn't take a bite out of his heart. I'd probably actually put a turd back in where his heart was.
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Transmaster
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Civil Rights Violation!

said by SuperJudge See Profile:
I would do Kano's fatality to him, but I wouldn't take a bite out of his heart. I'd probably actually put a turd back in where his heart was.

I just got this note from T.U.R.D. Turds United in Righteous
Defense which, I understand is a civil rights organization
which defends the right of turds everywhere. They wrote to tell me they take great offense to being put in the same paragraph Kano. They state their brethren who are reincarnated bits of Spam resent this association.
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SuperJudge
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Re: Civil Rights Violation!

said by Transmaster See Profile:
said by SuperJudge See Profile:
I would do Kano's fatality to him, but I wouldn't take a bite out of his heart. I'd probably actually put a turd back in where his heart was.

I just got this note from T.U.R.D. Turds United in Righteous
Defense which, I understand is a civil rights organization
which defends the right of turds everywhere. They wrote to tell me they take great offense to being put in the same paragraph Kano. They state their brethren who are reincarnated bits of Spam resent this association.

They should be happy to replace a heart in a human body.
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Re: Maybe as an undershirt.

I was thinking more along the lines of Scorpion's. There'd be less of him left.

ib50MbSoon
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Sheesh!

quote:
Richter says he's considering a counter-suit against many anti-spam organizations that he says use "improper practices" to block his "legitimate e-mail".
What I wouldn't give to be on that jury!
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SuperJudge
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Re: Sheesh!

I would fake impartial to get on the jury.

RetroMUFC
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FUBU look out!

A big neon jacket with the words "Just opt out" on the back. I can see it now, the kids will love it!

Transmaster
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join:2001-06-20
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I wonder

Spamking ok, I wonder if Hormel is going to have something to say about his brand name. Are you reading this Hormel, honest to God I like Spam, PLEASE!!!!
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Fishie

join:2003-01-14
Riverside, CA

Spam on Clothes....

Great, I can see it now. A million people walking around with t-shirts that will glorify spam. People will start to think that spam is "cool".

I hope people realize that it will just be free advertisement for him. Who knows what it will do to the subconcious of people reading it. Maybe we will all start craving Spam.

clowny
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join:2003-09-09
Crystal Lake, IL

Re: Spam on Clothes....

Spam clothing? I'd rather wipe my ass with his shirts than wear them. What a scumbag.
hskrfan23

join:2004-03-18
West Sacramento, CA

Right on

Right on, go Spamking !!Damn The MAN!!!

b_zen
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2 edits

and it's just the beginning...

Watch this "entrepreneur"'s next innovation when he commercializes:
- Spamangiano Cheese
- Aspamagus
- Spamicide Jelly
- Anti-ispaminic Drugs (not anti-hispanics )
or
- Spam-in-the-box

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tantuti666

join:2002-06-25
Ohio City, OH

Re: and it's just the beginning...

The maker of the meat SPAM will sue him if he started making shirts saying SPAM
JPCass

join:2001-01-23
Denver, CO

He'd sell his own mother

This suggests to me that he must be that sort of personality.

It also suggests to me that he is seriously confused - or in denial - about how much people really want spam, versus what looks to me to be the operating principle that if you can send out enough garbage a few people can be expected to respond for no particularly good reason (look, for instance, at how many people still fall for stupid things like the Nigerian Bank scam). I doubt anyone, except for possibly a few people in his own industry, would be such items, but apparently the miniscule response that he gets by sending out mass advertising is enough to convince him that what he does is somehow popular.

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Hormel ought to sue him...

For use of their trademark SPAM. Most spammers will write
the word "spam" in this manner, and I'm sure snotty Scotty
is no exception. Also, does he think he can actually sue the
anti-spammers behind Spamhaus and others and win? Eddy Marin
tried that route last year, and the case got dropped.
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Anon000111

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Re: Hormel ought to sue him...

Line the spammers up and SHOOT THEM!!!

A few public executions of these assholes along with the virus writers and thieving hackers (they are ALL the same people) may make them think twice about invading my childrens e-mail with their pills and porn.

graysonf
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join:1999-07-16
Fort Lauderdale, FL

Nice Shirt

He also has the exclusive contract to supply SPAM University with their line of clothing. Nice sample shirt here:

»www.j-walk.com/other/spamu/images/party.jpg

Greg Chetcuti



Richter, not the sharpest knife in the drawer

It's just too bad he didn't think things through before he announced this to the public.

I'm the very proud owner of both SpamKingClothing.com and SKClothing.com.

Currently they both redirect to FTC.gov
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