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Microsoft patents the body electric
(old news - 09:37AM Wednesday Jun 23 2004)
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According to Ars Technica, Microsoft has been granted patent number 6,754,472 for a "method and apparatus for transmitting power and data using the human body". Microsoft isn't the first to start tinkering with the idea of using the body as a power or data conduit however. Some time ago we mentioned a project by the name of ElectAura-Net. That project used "a combination of the electric field that emanates from humans and a similar field emanating from special floor tiles", through which you'd get internet connectivity while your body was in contact with the tiles.

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ObdH
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re:article

right, and im sure they showed exactly how they'd accomplish this in the pattent?

Steve
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Re: re:article

said by ObdH See Profile:
right, and im sure they showed exactly how they'd accomplish this in the pattent?
Actually, they did: just read the patent.
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Sisqo
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Great now all I need is my body crashing every other day!
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said by Sisqo See Profile:
Great now all I need is my body crashing every other day!

I don't know about you, but mine already does for usually 7 to 8 hours a night I think the problem is when you see blue screens in your dreams. That is Microsoft's equivalent of the "free falling" dream. You just have to remember the "wake up before you land" principal to avoid any permanent segmentation faults.
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Re: re:article

said by rolande See Profile:
said by Sisqo See Profile:
Great now all I need is my body crashing every other day!

I don't know about you, but mine already does for usually 7 to 8 hours a night I think the problem is when you see blue screens in your dreams. That is Microsoft's equivalent of the "free falling" dream. You just have to remember the "wake up before you land" principal to avoid any permanent segmentation faults.

LOL!
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DenverDialup

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Don't worry. Red Hat will come out with a similar scheme that never crashes and requires a 20,000 page documentation manual just to get you to wake up.

Sparrow
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said by Sisqo See Profile:
Great now all I need is my body crashing every other day!
Great line! We can say we heard it here first by Sisqo See Profile! You should copyright that line, and contact Bartleby's so they can add it to their list.

MS may come around and claim they said it first!
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AL N8MVY

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Sure, I'am sure you can get 100m anyway. It's going to cost you. Now I have heard of them trying diffrent way's of transmitting Data. Using some other way than 1's and 0's, But you would have to show me. About the Body doing it????
Why don't you explain it to us stupid people, instead of just saying go look it up. I'am sure, we are all ear's.

Aliens
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LOL! Is this where computer viruses cross over to humans, just like in the (really bad) movies?

Googled
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So now when any kid touches their tounge to a 9 volt battery they're going to be in violation of the DMCA?

Pv8man999

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Re: re:article

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jap
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That made me laugh!

annnnnnn

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gosh, what part of bill owns us do you not understand

cmptrblder

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Once this is done, all they have to do is run fiber to our ass...

jap
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Re: re:article

said by cmptrblder See Profile:
Once this is done, all they have to do is run fiber to our ass...
Damn good idea!, seeing as I just paid 1150$ for a colon exam. Perhaps the fiber could serve as an early polyp detector subsidised by The National Cancel Foundation.

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Re: re:article

said by jap See Profile:
Perhaps the fiber could serve as an early polyp detector subsidised by The National Cancel Foundation.
Good idea, you could connect it to a webcam.

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While I had a good laugh reading through the many comical posts in response to the article, reading the Background Information and Summary (briefly quoted below), is good food for thought as well. I don't understand the entire concept, but the general concept is pretty straightforward and readable for the layman.

Excerpts from the patent:

FIELD OF THE INVENTION
The present invention relates to methods and apparatus for transmitting power and data, and more particularly, to methods of powering devices coupled to the human body and communication information between the devices.

BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION
>>>Various approaches have been taken in an attempt to network portable devices. The uses of radio (RF) signals, infrared (IR) communications signals, and near field intrabody communication signals are examples of various signals that have been suggested for use in networking portable devices. Radio signals between devices can cause interference. In addition radio devices can be expensive to implement and tend to consume relatively large amounts of power. In addition, decoding another person's transmitted information and controlling another person's device is plausible using RF, raising the concern for security and privacy. IR communications signals present similar privacy concerns to those of RF signals while further being subject to additional limitations in terms of the tendency for many objects, e.g., opaque objects, to block the transmission of IR signals. Near field intrabody communication signals represent a relatively new and still largely undeveloped field of signal communications.

SUMMARY OF THE PRESENT INVENTION
>>>In accordance with the invention, power is distributed by coupling a power source to the human body via a first set of electrodes. One or more devices to be powered, e.g., peripheral devices, are also coupled to the human body via additional sets of electrodes. The devices may be, e.g., a speaker, display, watch, keyboard, etc. A pulsed DC signal or AC signal may be used as the power source. By using multiple power supply signals of differing frequencies, different devices can be selectively powered. For example, a 100 Hz signal may be used to power a first device while a 150 Hz signal may be used to power a second device. Digital data and/or other information signals, e.g., audio signals, can be modulated on the power signal using frequency and/or amplitude modulation techniques. The power source and peripheral devices can interact to form a complete computer network where the body serves as the bus coupling the devices together. Devices can include optional batteries, one or more CPUs, transmit/receive circuitry, and/or input/output circuitry. In one particular exemplary network implementation the first device to be placed on the body operates as a master device, e.g., bus master, with subsequently added devices working as slaves. In accordance with the invention power and/or communication signals may also be transmitted from one body to another by touch.

The proposed methods of the present invention enable the use of a whole new class of wearable devices. These devices do not have a direct interface, but are instead used as relays for collecting and transmitting information to the user. For example earrings, which can be used to measure the persons pulse rate or even deliver sound to the ear via a phone worn on the person's belt. To program the earring directly would be a quite cumbersome task; however, the earrings parameters could be set via another device that is large enough and has the appropriate user interface to enter data. The user could use this device to control the volume of the earrings or to control other function of this device. This concept could be extended to many other such devices that are worn on the body: jewelry, watches, and eyeglasses to name a few.

Because the devices of the present invention are networked, they can be recharged and powered by other devices on the network. Kinetic to power converters can be used in this network to sustain this network's power. Kinetic converters in shoes and on wrist watches can be used to convert the kinetic energy of the user to electrical power and distribute that power to the rest of the network. This is yet another property that distinguishes devices of the present invention from other networks such as RF or IR.
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jwardl

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Does this mean that if I get a cold, my internet connection will suffer? If so, will my antivirus program save me a trip to the doctor?

BTW: Do you have to lay on the floor for it to work?

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Re: re:article

No, just have to walk barefoot with conductive gel on your feet & not touch any other conductive/grounded surfaces with any other part of your body. If you live in a cold climate then radiant heat underneath the conductive tiles is recomended. Also recommended is a diet very high in salt.

I'll place my bets on power-over-RF signal.

Soud

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Battaries

Pretty soon, Microsoft is gonna turn all humans into battaries to power a giant computer system that controls the world. I could've swore I saw that somewhere else... Hmmm...
Joe12345678

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Re: Battaries

said by Soud See Profile:
Pretty soon, Microsoft is gonna turn all humans into battaries to power a giant computer system that controls the world. I could've swore I saw that somewhere else... Hmmm...

no we will hit the TERMINATOR before we get that far

MarkyD
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Does this mean

that Bill Gates wants his computer "inside of him?"
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Phoenix2088

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New Meaning

Brings a whole new meaning to "Intel Inside"

FishPants
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Re: New Meaning

Does that mean if I hit my head and suffer a concussion I will just see this old error message:

"NO ROM BASIC. SYSTEM HALTED."
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Re: New Meaning

microsoft.tif 60,636 bytes
You!
Ha ha ha, check out the pictures!

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Re: New Meaning


Here you are.
Hmm didnt post...

Swingerhead
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Re: New Meaning

Even bigger! YEAY!
»patimg2.uspto.gov/.DImg?Docid=US···rmat=tif

Mentiroso

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This is how Skynet started!

Pretty neat, almost like being a human computer. Now all I need is a bigger "hard drive" and the ladies wont be able to resist me!

TheGish

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Re: This is how Skynet started!

said by Mentiroso See Profile:
Pretty neat, almost like being a human computer. Now all I need is a bigger "hard drive" and the ladies wont be able to resist me!

Your "Hard Drive" is useless without a large amount of fast RAM. It's all about the motion!

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I can see the news tomaro 1/4 the us infected with a new sexually transmitted computer viris

JudgeRedd

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Can't see how this patent can be enforced

There is too much "prior work" demonstrating components of their "patented processes", from bio-feedback to robotic automation to currently available electro-reactive prosthetic devices. Someone needs to contest this quickly to prevent Microsoft from joining the likes of BT and their ridiculous Hyperlink patent.

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Re: Can't see how this patent can be enforced

This sounded very familiar. So I did a quick search and found this old Wired article.

»www.wired.com/wired/archive/4.05···tml?pg=9

Back in October 1995 they demonstrated exchanging electronic business cards using small computers in peoples shoes and a handshake. And they addressed a previous posters question as well "A caveat: if you get tipsy at a party, don't exchange data with just anyone ­ you never know who's carrying a virus program as their calling card."

JudgeRedd

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No, really officer...

...I'm not stalking her. She just has a really good signal, and I need to check my E-mail...

SpitefulCrow
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Hmm...

1. Microsoft produces body-transmitting devices.
2. The Matrix has you!
3. ???
4. Profit!

inteller
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Sorry bill..

...the Matrix was just a movie. Get over it and move on.

Maggs
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Format Brain

fdisk local brain
Are you sure you want to erase your life's memory?
Is life that painful for you?
Ok, you asked for it.

Operation completed.

Where am I?

Maggs
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Patents

Just a question.

How many patents and trademarks does Mircosoft Corp hold?

Lukster
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Re: Format Brain

all i need now is to get younger and i can start my life over
oh wait theres the Umbrella corp. for that.
Now we can become zombies as our not-so tech users, zombie computers

Wills

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said by Maggs See Profile:
fdisk local brain
Are you sure you want to erase your life's memory?
Is life that painful for you?
Ok, you asked for it.

Operation completed.

Where am I?

You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded
front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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said by Maggs See Profile:
fdisk local brain
Are you sure you want to erase your life's memory?
Is life that painful for you?
Ok, you asked for it.

Operation completed.

Where am I?

LMAO!!

I was TOTALLY lmao for real reading that. Except the response after "Operation Complete" would just be:

"..."

It'd be worse than a labotomy. Nothing but blank stares and lots of drool. The good thing is you could have a jump drive with a backup of your brain just in case! lol.
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I'm suing

If this has anything to do with putting a 9V battery on your tounge I'm totally suing.

I was doing that when I was like 10 years old.

spatula_city

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Hmmmm

Well... what ever brings me closer to my porn can't be a bad idea.. lol

... downloading stripshow.avi to your hand... lol
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navalpatel

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OH OH!

YAH FINALLY I CAN HAVE WHAT I'VE WANTED ALL ALONG - AN IP ADDRESS.
andreo

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hands across America

I knew there was something else behind the hands across the America campain, it was the original trial for this.

Also this will bring a whole new meaning to terms such as:
Joystick
Interfacing
Jacking In
and so on. I can't wait till this gets off the ground.

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Next Step

For their next invention, they will partner with Intel to create a chip that operates at a frequency of 6.66 Ghz (because the body will reject it otherwise) and it will contain your ID and digital currency. For your convenience, you will have the choice of it being placed in your forehead or in your right hand.
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Re: Next Step

That's pretty scary, but then again it must and will come to pass. None for me; thank you.
satrulz

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Blue Screen of Death

Hmm, I wonder if this could bring a whole new meaning to "blue screen of death"?

Wills

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Great...now we'll have a bunch of loons standing around naked in the wintertime trying to overclock themselves...
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72276539
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CTRL-ALT-DEL location?

Where exactly will the CTRL-ALT-DEL buttons be?

Wills

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Re: CTRL-ALT-DEL location?

It's gotta be a pain to reach so my guess would be mouth/left ear/anus.

rainblood12
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ha

Downloading pron without mommy walking in the room and seeing it, interesting.

Wills

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Re: ha

Interesting for sure.

But not half as interesting as your excuse for walking around the house, or worse at work, with an erection.
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Re: ha

Oh, I can see the future news article now...

"STUDENT DIES FROM ELECTROCUTION"

19 year old, John Doe, was found dead in his TCU dorm this evening. Sources close to Mr. Doe said that for the last week , he had been trying to increase his network signal. After days of failure, it is believed that Mr. Doe tried the unimaginable, and wired a 220V plug directly to his nipples.
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lucylew
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Can anyone say????

The Matrix!

I am sure the Wachowski Brother and Sister combo will seek royalties of some sort!
sephiroth014

join:2004-04-21
South Bend, IN

I'm gonna be rich...

I'm gonna patent the process of submitting patents.
SpeedJunky

join:2001-08-14
Glen Cove, NY

Data Conduit

My pen*s would make a great WiFi antenna!

Wills

join:2001-01-03
Port Charlotte, FL

Re: Data Conduit

I bet it would, but most people need something more than a 4" range...
SpeedJunky

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Re: Data Conduit

It's not the size of the hard drive, its the RAM behind it

Dingleberry

Wills

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Port Charlotte, FL

Re: Data Conduit

Exactly how I would expect someone with a small antenna to reply...
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