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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:45:39 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>Henley-on-Thames</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Anyone live near Friar Park have any George Harrison story's to share,I really would enjoy hearing them. Thanks]]></description>
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<pubDate>2013-03-05 19:42:40</pubDate>
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<title>[Joke] Suicidal?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off. A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?" The woman says, "No, f-off." The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."]]></description>
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<pubDate>2013-05-20 18:02:04</pubDate>
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<title>[Joke] Scottish</title>
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<description><![CDATA[At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...  "Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." 

The bartender was almost crushed to death. 
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.]]></description>
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<pubDate>2013-05-20 06:03:49</pubDate>
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<title>[Joke] New Book</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A man goes into a bookshop and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?" 

She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." 

"That's the one; I'll take a copy&#133;" 
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.]]></description>
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