Jumbo Lump
join:2003-01-19
Linden, VA
| Re: lol You have very good points, theater balconies can be easily converted to catwalks for the armed gaurds, how about
I-bolts drilled into the arm rests of the seats so theater patrons can be handcuffed to them to prevent the so called funny business.
How about no more dimming of the lights, or even installing floodlights that turn on when the movie starts.
Why frisk? Just incorporate mandatory strip searches.
Tearful goodbyes through chain link fences surrounding multiplexes when loved ones go to see the new summer box office hit.
This will stop fungus from spreading. |
