bistro777
Donuts-Is There Anything They Can't Do?
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join:2002-02-07
Englewood, CO
| reply to Karl Bode
Re: The Tri-City Broadband project
Survey Form - - -
Dear Hardworking, Taxpaying Citizen:
Please complete the following unbiased survey in order to ensure your tax dollars are being wisely spent.
1. I think my tax dollars should go to some pig-in-the-poke, hairbrained scheme to build a local fiber network:
a. Yes, waste my money!
b. No, fix the potholes first.
c. I thought fiber was something you get from cereal.
2. Local government should determine all my phone, television and Internet services:
a. Yes, I want my councilman/alderman monitoring my conversations and Internet usage.
b. No, I love Comcast and SBC – they’re the best around!
Please return this balanced, evenhanded survey with your next cable or telephone payment to receive $10 off your next SBC or Comcast rate hike (details forthcoming). Also, please note that only those who selected "b" for their answers will be eligible for the $10 service credit.
Your friends,
The Incumbents
Those who cast the ballots decide nothing; those who count the ballots decide everything. - - Josef Stalin |
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