 jaykaykay4 Ever YoungPremium,MVM
join:2000-04-13
Scottsdale, AZ
kudos:22 | reply to EGeezer
Re: Wi-Fi hotspots banned at the Olympics [BQUOTE=EGeezer In Naples, I need to pay or get a beach parking pass unless someone drops me off.
edit - fixed tag screwup
[/BQUOTEBut do remember that this when being dropped off! 
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel I
desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my
pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the
car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the
keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the
best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst
through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my
location, confessed that I had left my keys in the
car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the
most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered;
I always call him "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call
had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kiddin' me", he barked, "I dropped you off"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I
said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this
policeman I have not stolen your car."
Yep! It's the golden years...
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JKK
Age is a very high price to pay for my maturity. If I can't stay young, I can at least stay immature!
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