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Re: Tivo again ?
Hee hee:
DirecTV: "Customer service, how may I help you?"
Me: "Um, yeah, I got tired of my H20 rebooting every day, so I poured alcohol in it and set it on fire to see how long it would continue to operate. . .Anywhoo, runs about 2 minutes with 8" flames coming out the vent ports on top. It's, um, no longer functional, can I get a new one?"
DirecTV: "Looks like you're on the replacement plan, we'll send someone out tomorrow to replace the charred hulk of your H20 with a new one."
I'd love to see the look on the face of the guy who gets it at the refurb center.
I bet they'd cancel my replacement plan after that. 
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