jordan f
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Miami, FL | And HP loses all cred..
as if it had any left.
»www.hp.com/united-states/consume···x_f.html |
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Rubicon
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Philly
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September 25th, @10:44PM
|  ( I DO like their slim business notebooks, though ) |
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Wyattx17
Wyatt
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join:2004-04-21
Stockton, CA | reply to jordan f
Yay for making people look like aliens!!! Notice how the subject are girls. Hmmmm |
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gugarci
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join:2004-02-25
Lyndhurst, NJ | reply to jordan f
Im going to have buy one. The wife doesn't like having her picture taken. |
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boatct
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join:2005-03-14
New England | reply to jordan f
A sign of the times...
I'd be invisible if someone used that on me!  |
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Edit This
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join:2001-05-08 | reply to jordan f
Darn! I wanted one that made supermodels look fatter. |
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simpfan742
People Call Me Andrew.
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join:2003-05-18
Belmar, NJ | reply to jordan f
Hmmm... pay extra for a camera that makes the photo narrower or do it for free in Photoshop... hmmm.
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Rubicon
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Philly | reply to jordan f
images posted on those 'match-making' sites should also display exif data now
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Jodokast96
R.I.P Bassman442
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join:2005-11-23
Erial, NJ | Nice demo's. "Let's make skinny people skinnier!" How about showing how it works on some real fat asses! |
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Joseph327
join:2006-02-03
Jacksonville, FL | reply to jordan f
Just ordered a custom dv9000z laptop online from them. Sure hope they don't screw it up.  |
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David
Last man standing
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join:2002-05-30
Granite City, IL
clubs: | Good god almighty there is hope for me yet? do they have Insto 6-pack installer as well?
Damn, thin and a 6 pack!! consider me sold!! |
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fw
join:2005-09-18
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Yeah, I'd also love to see it used on 500lb people, and cars (if it works on them) 
Just realized that you can also slide the slider up, making yourself fat! Awesome! |
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Gemologist
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USA
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What a joke, lol. Well, since HP can't make a camera that holds up worth a crap, nor can they make one that has excellent image quality.... so I guess they are going a different route and trying to dazzle people with ridiculous tools, lol.
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marti
Color outside the lines
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join:2001-12-14
Houston, TX
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This is funny. I rarely take pictures of people; I don't want my cats, quilts, outside critters, and garden areas to be skinny.
Who would buy a camera like that?
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Mospaw
What time is it again?
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Las Vegas, NV
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HP sucks. Their cameras suck (and die sudden early deaths). Their customer service sucks (because they don't do anything about dead cameras). This feature sucks. How stupid! Let's mess with the aspect ratio and make people look thin? No, it makes them look narrow.
I hope whoever dreamed this one up gets fired. Seriously, HP, you have shamed a great name.
Ahhhh.... I feel better already. |
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overhill
Judd
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join:2001-02-03
Miami, FL | reply to jordan f
At last the solution to our obesity epidemic!! Wow, it's really amazing that they are releasing this as a feature. What's next?
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Mospaw
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| said by overhill  : What's next? Oblong lenses that do the distortion before the light enters the camera.
Just don't to a portrait shot or the subject will gain weight. |
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overhill
Judd
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Miami, FL
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September 26th, @01:25AM
| said by Mospaw :said by overhill : What's next? Oblong lenses that do the distortion before the light enters the camera. Just don't to a portrait shot or the subject will gain weight. Great!! I was really hoping that I could slim down some of the birds that I've been photographing...they are really gaining weight like winter might be coming or something. Thanks HP.
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35375105
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127.0.0.1
|  said by overhill :said by Mospaw :said by overhill : What's next? Oblong lenses that do the distortion before the light enters the camera. Just don't to a portrait shot or the subject will gain weight. Great!! I was really hoping that I could slim down some of the birds that I've been photographing...they are really gaining weight like winter might be coming or something. Thanks HP. Hahaha.
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pete424
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join:2001-03-09
Andover, KS
clubs: | I think it has some merit...as I am one of those "fat asses". Come to think of it, that might be why I enjoy photography. The camera is in MY hands. |
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