said by sapo :

At least it looks cleanable

said by gallowsroad :

LOL. No chance.

I called my wife and told her there was good news - we'd be getting a new range. She was pleased but bewildered. I told her the world class dumbass thing I'd done, and instead of being in the least upset she howled with laughter down the telephone line.

In some ways that reaction was worse than her being mad at me.