pcscdma
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Winterset, IA
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Re: Low cost call centers in India
Indian:Hello 911 what is the problem?
Caller:I was shot.
I:You said you was hot?
C:No someone had a gun and shot me.
I:Someone had fun and hot you?
C:WTF?
I:WPF?
C:Who is this?
I:Yes.
C:WTF?
I:WTF?
C:He's come back to get me!
I:Hold on while I get my supervisor
C:I don't have time for loud noise is heard
I:Hello sir, I understand you have a problem with fun?
I:Hello?
I:Thank you call again!
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cdru
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Fort Wayne, IN
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Ok. Can we at least be realistic here? I mean, come on. Everyone knows the dialog isn't going to be like that.
A much more realistic dialog would be something like:
[music]Thank you for calling Vonage 24-hour Emergency Response Center. In order to serve you better, this call may be monitored or recorded to ensure customer satisfaction. Your input is valuable to us. If you have any comments on the service you called today, please press *1 at any time during this message to answer a customer feedback survey. Your approximate wait time is[pause]45[pause]minutes[pause][more music]
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