Nighttime
join:2001-11-30
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May 12th, @01:06PM
| reply to moby866
Re: OK.
Hum.. An idea with explosive potential...
CUSTOMER: I am having problems getting a connection...
TECH: Exactly what is the problem?
CUSTOMER: I think the line is cloged?
TECH: How can you tell?
CUSTOMER: I unscrewed one of the gass line. Smells really bad. Give me a second. Sounds of a match being struck and burnning. A Boom then the line goes dead.
TECH: Well it sounds like you have solved your problem... News at eleven! |
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gas maker
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knightmb 
aleshik1
| Oh.. I was wondering about this... the other day... I ate several LARGE helpings of beans....
A few days later... I started the flagulation... and being the kind of person not wanting to not use potential bandwidth... I shoved a pipe up my......@#$ and connected RJ45s to it... and Walla.... CONNECTION!!!!
Woooo WOoooo....  |
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lesopp
join:2001-06-27
Land O Lakes, FL | Are you referring to excess gas in the digestive tract (flatulence) or whipping oneself as a means of arousing or heightening sexual feeling (flagellation).
The word flagulation does not exist. |
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tommytomtom
join:2002-08-15
Springfield, VA
| said by lesopp :Are you referring to excess gas in the digestive tract (flatulence) or whipping oneself as a means of arousing or heightening sexual feeling (flagellation). The word flagulation does not exist. Government schools are likely the source of his confusion!
Read this article to see what I am talking about; it will blow your mind: »www.sptimes.com/2005/05/10/Hills···_b.shtml |
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SpitefulCrow
Insert Witty Tag Here
Premium
join:2003-06-04
Berkeley, CA | "Walla"?
I think he means "voila." |
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lesopp
join:2001-06-27
Land O Lakes, FL
| reply to tommytomtom
Nice article. I remember last year seeing High School seniors protesting because they didn't graduate. They didn't graduate because they failed to pass the FCAT (Florida Comprehensive Achievement Test). Several of the protesters carried signs with inaccurate spelling and incorrect word usage. The silliest one had used the phrase "Gov Busch" instead of "Gov Bush".
Education in this state is a joke. More and more money seems to go to administration as opposed to student instruction and it shows. |
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tommytomtom
join:2002-08-15
Springfield, VA
| said by lesopp :Nice article. I remember last year seeing High School seniors protesting because they didn't graduate. They didn't graduate because they failed to pass the FCAT (Florida Comprehensive Achievement Test). Several of the protesters carried signs with inaccurate spelling and incorrect word usage. The silliest one had used the phrase "Gov Busch" instead of "Gov Bush". Education in this state is a joke. More and more money seems to go to administration as opposed to student instruction and it shows. Even worse, I have seen striking teachers carrying signs with misspelled words. A lot of kids will be having rather bleak futures because so many people think throwing more money into the government schools will solve all the problems. My real estate taxes have been going up by double digits for years; I live in Fairfax County, Va. More than half of our taxes go for government schools which are hiring administrators at a much faster rate than teachers. |
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dilettante
join:2002-01-01
Haslett, MI | reply to tommytomtom
My guess is he's home schooled. |
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ronbad
@comcast.net | reply to lesopp
Jesus guys, he was just trying to be funny (failed). Not have his paper graded. Getting back to the topic, I can just see it, "Gas line explodes! Thousands without internet service!" |
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NotYouMe
@comcast.net | reply to dilettante
bull$hit
Homeschooling your kids produces people with higher comprehension skills. |
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BenEBrady
Premium
join:2004-05-05
Dinuba, CA | reply to SpitefulCrow
More compelling evidence that public education doesn't work. |
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aleshik1
join:2004-07-10
Newark, NJ
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| reply to gas maker
Re: OK.
Oh.. I was wondering about this... the other day... I ate several LARGE helpings of beans....
A few days later... I started the flagulation... and being the kind of person not wanting to not use potential bandwidth... I shoved a pipe up my......@#$ and connected RJ45s to it... and Walla.... CONNECTION!!!!
Woooo WOoooo....
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Lmfao son!
I know a short song bout this...a friend told me a long time ago..
Beens , beens , they good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart
The better you feal
So eat your beans at every meal 
LMFAO!!:D:D:D |
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