Warzau
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I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper.... |
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GOLFnSUN
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| said by Warzau  :I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper.... Wireless occult blood in stool analysis. Beamed, off course, to an analysis program running on a Linux platform.;) |
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eSteve
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Poo-tooth?
Hmmm, doesn't sound pleasant, will need the marketing peeps to work on the name  |
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John Galt
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said by GOLFnSUN : said by Warzau :I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper.... Wireless occult blood in stool analysis. Beamed, off course, to an analysis program running on a Linux platform.;) They are WAY ahead of you. This is already available as an intergal part of a particular bathroom fixture.
The Bluetooth feature would be great, though. It could beam a message to your Bluetooth enabled cellphone, to let you know everything is OK.
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Warzau
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Thus by passing the unpleasant visit to the proctologist or have a colonoscopy.  |
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jimbo2150
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said by Warzau:
I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper....
Great! I've always wanted to wipe my ass with technology! |
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Warzau
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| said by jimbo2150 : said by Warzau:
I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper....
Great! I've always wanted to wipe my ass with technology! Better ass wiping through research and technology. |
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