said by kpatz :

If the spammer wins, I'll cancel my internet connection and go back to using the phone and snail mail for all my correspondence.

I live in the same city as that spammer too... I could administer physical LARTs if so desired. Sneak in and squirt epoxy cement into the ethernet jacks on their computers or something... Nahh, that would be stooping to their level, but it's fun to fantasize!