dg2
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join:2004-01-22
Lowell, AR
 ·Cox HSI
1 edit | reply to Smokey
Re: SPEED!!
As a result of massive complaining to all levels of Cable Company "x", we have picked up the following schedule, leaked out by a disgruntled "x" employee:
NoVA - tomorrow, but you can't use it until they replace the modem they fried in the upgrade
SoCal - day after tomorrow
Phoenix - next week
CT/RI - next week, but with massive packet loss
Oklahoma - also next week, but only for OK customers
W. Texas - depends on the election results
So. Louisiana - as soon as the muni tries to implement
Central Fla. - business next month, residential next year
Las Vegas - Las where? Do we own a system in Las Vegas?
Middle America (excluding S. La.) - we'd like to tell you, but that would jeapordize our competitive position. If you behave, good things will happen [whisper] sometime in October of 2046 [/whisper]
Until the upgrade is implemented, all "x" 1024/128 customers will be charged the same rate as the 56000/10000 customers. After all, fair is fair...
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"Middle America Cox" customers passed over for three upgrades, but still saw rates equal to the upgraded markets. Most of MAC still running at 1/4 speed for the same rate. Cox has finally begun to upgrade MAC - will they complete the job? When? |
