rosco
Lumbergh
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Catskill, NY
| The site reads
like it was written by a child. In another thread this site came up...this is my favorite line from the site.
said by Juice:
JUICE is a software download which utilises a unique 23 patent approved compression technology that increases your existing Internet connection speed to way past faster than broadband.
State-of-the-art data compression, byte stream and ultimate data burst technology now guarantees every Internet user an unbelievable lightening connection speed of 2MB.
bolding added by me for emphasis |
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nekkidtruth
You fail at life.
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London, ON | "way past faster than broadband"
ROFLMAO! |
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techwench
I Work For Food
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Oklahoma City, OK | reply to rosco
And this one:
quote:
We can STOP your child from chatting to people...
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DanHo
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Seattle, WA | reply to rosco
Sounds like a malehood enhancement ad. LOL
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Jigsaw
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said by nekkidtruth  :
"way past faster than broadband"
ROFLMAO!
I want ludicrous speed  Really these people should be shot!
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DaSneaky1D
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pnh102
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said by Jigsaw :
I want ludicrous speed Really these people should be shot!
They could also use "Fooled you! HAHAHAHAHA"
Spaceballs has to be one of my favorite movies hehe.
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Antho2000
@verizon.net
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im sorry but how exactly does this add up to a scam? I am just not seeing how anyone has proved anything against this juice thing. They claim to have a new technology and while I dont see anything proving it's existance yet (becuase i have only been doing research for an hour now at 5am and I am tired) I do not see anything that proves that they dont have it. Am I missing something huge? Maybe becuase I am tired I just cant catch it. But I keep reading the alert and I dont see anything specific as to what or why or how it is what you are all claiming it to be. I do agree that the way some of it is written is a bit stupid. "way past faster than broadband" has to be the best line ever. But still ... please help me out here ... |
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repost sorry i put i
@verizon.net
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im sorry but how exactly does this add up to a scam? I am just not seeing how anyone has proved anything against this juice thing. They claim to have a new technology and while I dont see anything proving it's existance yet (becuase i have only been doing research for an hour now at 5am and I am tired) I do not see anything that proves that they dont have it. Am I missing something huge? Maybe becuase I am tired I just cant catch it. But I keep reading the alert and I dont see anything specific as to what or why or how it is what you are all claiming it to be. I do agree that the way some of it is written is a bit stupid. "way past faster than broadband" has to be the best line ever. But still ... please help me out here ... |
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rosco
Lumbergh
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join:2003-11-10
Catskill, NY | reply to Antho2000
for starters, 2mbit connection over dialup is physically impossible |
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tcp1
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Yeah, and I bet you were one of those jacknozzles who defended that company that had developed "perfect compression" a few years ago on here..
What was their name? I forget completely, because nothing became of them.
How's this, sporto:
NO technology can stop all spam with e-mail the way it is.
NO technology can make dialup faster than broadband.
NO technology can detect that the person chatting on the other end of the line is really a 47 year old naked guy.
Nevermind for FREE, and they'll PAY YOU IF YOU GET A SPAM/VIRUS.
It's called COMMON SENSE, "antho2000". |
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Fraggy
@sinectis.com
|  Broadband on dialup IS possible, it's called ADSL!
Well, I do agree that this looks like a scam, but revolutionary compression techniques would allow for greater bandwidth!
ADSL uses "dial-up" to achieve broadband, remember?
But all the other promises they make are ridiculous...
Fraggy. |
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rosco
Lumbergh
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| Re: Broadband on dialup IS possible, it's called A
said by Fraggy:
Well, I do agree that this looks like a scam, but revolutionary compression techniques would allow for greater bandwidth!
sorry, 42kbps is 42kbps, no matter how shitty you make the graphics look. |
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Paul4699
@optusnet.com
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rosco
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Re: Broadband on dialup IS possible, it's called ADSL!
Sorry but ADSL doesn't actually use "Dial up" it uses the same wiring, but it operates at a different frequency to the standard phone network, and is a Digital signal as the name implies. A "Dial up" connection uses the standard telephone network sending Analogue signals using a modem (MOdulator DEModulator) to convert the digital data to an analogue signal and convert it back to digital data at the other end. Telephone calls are Analogue signals. This Juice Boost is a total scam, there are no two ways about it. |
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AnonName
@comcast.net | reply to rosco
Re: The site reads
2MB is already possible over ADSL, all sorts of ISP's offer it; all that is needed is that you just have to be within 1mm of your local exchange or some similarly ridiculous distance. |
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rosco
Lumbergh
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Catskill, NY | well AnonName, JuiceBoosted is NOT ADSL...it is DIAL-UP |
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pauluk
join:2004-08-23 | reply to rosco
Y r u slagging this offer off when it's not even up and running yet? what proof have u got that this is a scam??? |
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rosco
Lumbergh
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join:2003-11-10
Catskill, NY
| said by pauluk :
Y r u slagging this offer off when it's not even up and running yet? what proof have u got that this is a scam???
well there's:
»The Juice Boosted Army
»Juice Boosted Scam
»Juice Boosted Scam
»www.pcsympathy.com/article622.html
»www.gorey.com.au/pivot/entry.php?id=433
to name a few...lemme guess pauluk, you want me to sign up for YOUR juice boosted? ;) |
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"I am just not seeing how anyone has proved anything against this juice thing."
I think it is the other way around. Where have you seen this mystical piece of software working? Nowhere yet. Never will.
Juice has not proved it can work.
I can claim to be able to make sure you never receive another spam email, that does not make it true that I can in fact do so.
One way of ensuring you never receive SPAM under the SPAM acts, is to sign you up to a service that makes you agree in fine print, to allow all kinds of riff-raff to send you email as a "associate" of the service, and not be able to cry SPAM anymore.
You have been warned by people who are experienced in these matters, take notice of the warnings. |
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safeworld
join:2004-08-23
Belle River, ON | reply to rosco
4MB is possible and is in use , has been since 2000 - More tomorrow |
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