Ummmm Jesus just buy a Monsoon multimedia vulkano Or a slingbOx and be done with It F@$k HBO's extra charge, have multiple peoPle in the house? Then connect the vulkano to you master bed settop. Charge? You can go cheaPer by buying a tivO premiere w/ lifetime and a cable card is usually only 3/month. Now you have EVERY channel you subscribe to OnTheGo and your whOle DVr library to boot!