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| [Delmarvaland News] Anyone we know?
Man 'driving commando' pulled over for speeding
July 8, 2009 - 2:23pm
RISING SUN, Md. (AP) - A Delaware man who claimed he lost his pants faces drunken driving charges after authorities say the deputy who pulled him over noticed he was in the buff below the waist. A spokesman for Maryland's Cecil County Sheriff's Office says 41-year-old Jonathan Schultz "was driving commando" and only partially covered with a towel on his lap, though he was wearing a shirt.
Lt. Bernard Chiominto says Schultz was stopped Saturday near Rising Sun for going 69 mph in a 50-mph zone.
Chiominto says the deputy smelled alcohol and noticed Schultz's semi-exposed situation. The Newark, Del., man told the deputy he'd lost his pants, and the deputy didn't find any in the car.
It was unclear if Schultz had an attorney, and an attempt to reach him at a relative's home was unsuccessful.
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Kristopher
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| said by DC DSL  :It was unclear if Schultz had an attorney, and an attempt to reach him at a relative's home was unsuccessful. Translation: Lives with his mommy. 
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DC DSL
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One would have thought that after all the noise Maccawolf made about getting people to come here that she would at least pipe-in to gloat over the dumb schmuck losing the bet to her.
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Kristopher
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Maccawolf
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Hillsdale, NJ | reply to DC DSL
So it's illegal to drive with no pants on? I didn't know that.... I do it all the time.
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DC DSL
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Washington, DC | Don't pull your "Little Miss Innocent...I don't get it" act on us! We know you better!
Now, spill. We wanna know what the bet was that you made with the sucker?
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stillrunnin
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said by Maccawolf :So it's illegal to drive with no pants on? I didn't know that.... I do it all the time. let me know when and where you will be driving. |
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