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1 edit | I Didn't Do It.
I swear I didn't take this dude's sandwich. Had it been me, I would certainly have taken the whole thing. Anyone who knows Guinea food knows the importance of all the ingredients making it taste ummy. Besides, I wouldn't go to Joyzee to eat.
Man says bear mugged him for his Italian sandwich
July 2, 2009 - 3:24pm
VERNON, N.J. (AP) - A northwestern New Jersey man said he was mugged in his driveway by a sandwich-craving bear. Henry Rouwendal said he was packing his car last Friday when he was hit from behind and knocked to the ground. He said the culprit was a black bear who took his Italian sandwich.
Rouwendal said he kicked the bear in the snout and throat.
He said the bruin made off with the bread, salami and other meats but left behind the lettuce, onions and tomatoes.
Vernon Township police said it's the first time a bear has attacked a person in the rural community in more than 25 years.
The state Environmental Protection Department so far has classified it as an "incident" and not an attack.
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NY Tel
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Smithtown, NY | I saw this on the local news last night. He was speaking like an idiot but that may have been because a bear almost ripped his head off?  |
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Washington, DC | Nah. Probably why the bear picked him...figured he was an easy mark. (Bearses are mighty smart critters.)
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said by DC DSL  :I swear I didn't take this dude's sandwich. Liar, we know you don't like lettuce, onions and tomatoes....
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| said by Maccawolf :we know you don't like lettuce, onions and tomatoes.... That's completely untrue. I LOVE tomatoes, onions, and lettuce. One of the few things in the fruits and veggies realm I turn my nose up at is eggplant.
You need better glasses and/or better spies.
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Fox News got it all wrong... |
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NY Tel
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Smithtown, NY | I think they were referring to the guy in the picture as the hungry bear perhaps......  |
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| said by NY Tel :I think they were referring to the guy in the picture as the hungry bear perhaps...... He's a land whale, not a bear.
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| said by DC DSL :said by NY Tel :I think they were referring to the guy in the picture as the hungry bear perhaps...... He's a land whale, not a bear. |
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