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james
join:2001-02-26
antarctica
| "OSX vulnerable to malicious attacks again"
quote:
OSX vulnerable to malicious attacks again
Mac: "Hi, I'm a Mac."
PC: "Hi, I'm a PC."
PC: "Hey Mac, you look sick, are you ok?"
Mac: "I think I caught a virus, PC!"
PC: "Wow, I guess we're both vulnerable to viruses."
Mac: "Yeah, *cough*, but I'm vulnerable to far fewer than you are."
PC: "That's just because you're so unpopular."
Mac: "How can you make fun of me when I'm sick?"
PC: "But you always make fun of me when I get a virus!"
Mac: "I'm sorry PC, I wont do it again."
PC: "I forgive you Mac, lets be best friends again"
Mac: "yay!"
PC: "Since we're friends, do you think you can stop making those mean ads that exaggerate my faults and ignore yours completely?"
Mac: "not a chance PC, not a chance."
PC: *sad face*
FIN | |
supergirl
join:2007-03-20
Pensacola, FL
 ·Cox VOIP
·Skype
 ·Cox HSI
 ·AT&T Southeast
·magicjack.com
| Mac: "Hi, PC."
PC: "Hi, Mac. Got the same cold I've got, huh?"
"No, just a little one. (A-chooo!!!)"
"If you had PC Defender, you wouldn't get sick."
"No, if hadn't been downloading Bittorent crap, I wouldn't be sick."
"You should take a nap or something."
"Nah, my iMovie still turned out great. Just can't do spreadsheets."
"Ah, mine are always perfect unless a Macro get's a virus."
"So it was Microsoft Office's fault?!!"
"No idea. I'm a PC."
"Cold's gone, PC."
"How?"
"Uninstalled Microsoft Office."
"That's not nice."
"I want my $599 back."
"No refunds are clearly stated on the CD."
"It's okay. Openoffice works like a charm on WinXP."
"Does, doesn't it."
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Saving the world keeps me busy. However, I find Earth very primitive from my home planet of Krypton.
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