http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r20829773 en Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:38:40 EDT Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:38:40 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20831564 ManMachine : Lol]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20831564 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:08:32 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20830212 bryanviper : Bahaha!!

This is good....
Sends off e-mail to co-workers...]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20830212 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:35:21 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20830174 shaner : Wait until he shows her his billabong. ]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20830174 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:28:53 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20830045 HiVolt : Hahahaha, good one!
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,,!,,('-'),,!,,]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20830045 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:59:25 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20829773 anon : A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,'
she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman
in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of
the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,
one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled
across his chest. She gasped...

Then, he spoke...

'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.']]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20829773 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:39:42 EDT