Re: Heh in http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r12436030 en Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:58:39 EDT Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:58:39 EDT Re: Heh http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12441264 Warzau :
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said by Warzau:
I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper....


Great! I've always wanted to wipe my ass with technology!
Better ass wiping through research and technology.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12441264 Thu, 20 Jan 2005 21:44:48 EDT Re: Heh http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12438238 jimbo2150 :
said by Warzau:
I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper....


Great! I've always wanted to wipe my ass with technology!]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12438238 Thu, 20 Jan 2005 16:09:03 EDT Re: Heh http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12436427 Warzau : Thus by passing the unpleasant visit to the proctologist or have a colonoscopy. :)]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12436427 Thu, 20 Jan 2005 12:18:43 EDT Re: Heh http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12436030 John Galt :
said by TKJunkMail See Profile:

said by Warzau See Profile:


I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper....
Wireless occult blood in stool analysis. Beamed, off course, to an analysis program running on a Linux platform.;)
They are WAY ahead of you. This is already available as an intergal part of a particular bathroom fixture.

The Bluetooth feature would be great, though. It could beam a message to your Bluetooth enabled cellphone, to let you know everything is OK.

;)
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A is A]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12436030 Thu, 20 Jan 2005 11:26:27 EDT Re: Heh http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12436010 eSteve : Poo-tooth?

Hmmm, doesn't sound pleasant, will need the marketing peeps to work on the name ;)]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12436010 Thu, 20 Jan 2005 11:23:39 EDT Re: Heh http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12435902 TKJunkMail :
said by Warzau See Profile:

I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper....
Wireless occult blood in stool analysis. Beamed, off course, to an analysis program running on a Linux platform.;)]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12435902 Thu, 20 Jan 2005 11:09:40 EDT Heh http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12435815 Warzau : I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper.... ]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,12435815 Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:55:15 EDT