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Comments on news posted 2006-07-03 17:44:22: Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) offers up this explanation for why he voted against net neutrality laws and offers up this amazing explanation of how the Internet works. ..

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mobbo

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Wow...

I guarantee this asshat has an unpatched Windows eMachine from 1997 that is running 10 bots on an IRC network without him knowing about it. That's what's slowing his staff's "internets" from transfering.

Sometimes it is so painful to see how completely unqualified politicians are to be LIVING ALONE, let alone making the rules by which our nation is shaped. I love how he dropped the Republicans' favorite bullet-point: small businesses and families. Pulled that one straight from the Republican BS Manual.

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Recycling, I think recycling is key

If you too much material is filling up the tubes, I think we should take some of that material out and recycle it as new material to come out the other end of the tubes which later can be reinserted into the given tubes and recycled again.
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Re: Recycling, I think recycling is key

said by nil See Profile :

If you too much material is filling up the tubes, I think we should take some of that material out and recycle it as new material to come out the other end of the tubes which later can be reinserted into the given tubes and recycled again.
We already tried to do that. It's called a "repost" and people get flamed for it.
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braynes
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Not So smart

I can only think that at the start of every day when this fool awakes, the first thing he does is fall out of bed and suffers some form of brain defect.
and Alas the day goes down hill from there.
Bruce

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gosh! idiot

... vote for pedro

jimbo92107

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My god, the inanity...

There's nothing inherently wrong with using analogies to communicate technical concepts, but first you must understand those concepts yourself. Otherwise, as with Senator Stevens, you make yourself look like an utter buffoon.

Stevens was so stumbling and incoherent in his remarks (I suffered through an mp3 of his whole rant) that it was difficult not to see it as a comedy sketch.

Stevens is 85 years old, and obviously he has no idea how anything more complicated than a pencil works. Actually, he probably thinks they still use lead in the "lead." Graphite would rock this guy's world.

Point is, a guy like that should not be in charge of deciding anything involving technology, because he's so out of touch with it. Someday we all may be in a similar position, but by that time our loyal robots will guide us gently through our dotage. Meanwhile, Stevens should just retire and hire a nanny for himself.

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BC Bud?

Do they get that in Alaska?

That this braindead used-car salesman in any way shapes any policy of this country is a complete disgrace. This reminds me of why C-Span is the most painful tv viewing there is. It's one thing to catch the soundbites, but to hear that much incoherent babbling unedited is downright scary and nauseating.
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GlennAllen

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Uh-huh...

As has been proven time and time again, having a brain is not a prerequisite for holding public office. Do we need Net neutrality? Well, do we need election spending limits? Dear Mr. Congressman, if you want to "clear the tubes", then vote to make spam illegal--something you have to opt-in to get. That'll remove more than half the traffic on the Internet--way more. :-D

SnafuJohn

join:2002-02-14
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Mandatory Retirement

That's what we get when we have 83 year olds as Senators. Take the pension and RELAX fer cryinoutloud.

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What is wrong with you people anyway?

I understood every word he said. Are you all newbies or something?

What he was describing was how AT&T's new Uverse service will work.

Jeesh..get wit the program why don't you!


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moby866
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I would be ashamed...

To have this guy representing me....

willis78

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Sver overload

Looking to contact my own senator to try to get someone to shut this guy up I can upon this on her contact page

During those times when the U.S. Senate is receiving particularly high volumes of mail, the Senate server can become overwhelmed and messages can be misdirected.

Also was my connection just choppy or was he just stuttering alot? All I kept hearing for a while was but but but and him repeating himself a buncha times

seaman
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Check yer notes Ted

Sounds like he recently had a technology briefing by someone who explained that internet backbone networks are like a series of *pipes* that provide bandwidth for data traffic and somehow that became...

"We got these tubes ya see,.. and everybody's dumpin' in them at the same time...."

ConspiracyTheory2021

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His biggest mistake was opening his mouth

His biggest mistake was opening his mouth on a subject he knew nothing about, now everybody knows why he voted against net neutrality, he was paid off err.. I mean given campaign contributions . Whoever told him do vote this way forgot to tell him to shut his mouth, which most politicians are smart enough to do. Politicians are just pawns of the corporations and do what they are told. It is quite sad that laws are made by whatever corporation gives the biggest "campaign contribution". Sorry for the rant but this is what happens all over the country and people stuck to voting against Dumb ass Politician A or Completely Corrupt Politician B.
oddlager

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Whhhhaaat ????

Wow. All I gotta say is WOW.

As long as their are a majority of congressional representatives who can listen to the right people and not the corporations that are in their pocket ($$$$$) net neutrality shouldn't be jeopardized....unfortunately, I'm not confident in that.

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Where's the Pork Teddy?

Here's to another pointless bridge in the middle of no where.

PS- I'm not a liberal, I swear!

idlewillkill
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I'm sure there's some inaccuracies, but

I felt compelled to send something.

Sir,
I regret to inform you that your oratory on Net Neutrality was by far the most rediculous tripe I've heard in recent memory.
Let me address a few of the points you bring forth.
First, the Department of Defence doesn't have its own network because of delays on the internet, you even said it yourself, IT IS FOR SECURITY. A network separate from the general internet means that it is much more difficult to "hack", it protects your nation's security.
Second, commercial entities are what make the internet what it is. Your idea to have a separate commecial net would make the internet useless. All I would be able to do is send email to people. I couldn't purchase any goods or services on the net, since, you guessed it, people selling things are commercial entities. Nor would I even be able to perform a basic task like see who won the baseball game a couple hours ago. You worry about Net Nuetrality hurting broadband penetration in the United States. If the internet worked in a fashion you suggested, I guarantee that there would be few takes from the telcos or the cablecos. It's the content on the internet that makes me want to have a faster connection on the internet, which means that I pay my cable company more per month than I would if I were just sending and receiving emails. This in turn gives my cable company more money to do updgrades to their network, as well as incentive to offer higher speeds so that they could in turn secure more revenue from myself and hundreds of thousands of other subscribers they service. The company on the other end does the same thing with their internet provider, just on a much grander scale.
Also, your mention of streaming movies over the internet rather than having them sent via courier isn't just because it saves money for the company I'm purchasing said service from. Why wait a few days for something to come in the mail when I can have it in a matter of minutes? It is absolutely in the best interest of the end user, that consumer that you claim to be championing the cause of. It's win-win for both parties involved. THAT is one of the things that makes the internet such a viable communication medium.
The last point that I care to address is your notion that "The internet is tubes". Rediculous, fine, but I'll play along. What you clearly don't recognize is that the internet, in all its different applications, is literally millions upon millions of "tubes". If I want to send a photo to Johnny in Anchorage, I would hazard there are thousands of viable routes for that photo to get there. Any information is send is broken into small packets, and they get to their destination by taking whatever route is the fastest. Some may take route #1, but partway through that tube gets a little congested, so the rest take route #1985. It's not like all the information coming into Alaska over the internet runs into a funnel and only has one spigot. Bad delays for a packet of information are under a second, not 5 days as you quoted in your statement. More likely, there was an issue with user error, or with the company charged with delivering that email to you.
How do I know that? I'm sending this at 9:51 PM Eastern time, on July 3rd. I'm betting this gets to you and deleted before July 8th.
Regards from Toronto, Canada.

Cutting_Alaska_off

@pivot.net

Bigger Pipes

Mabye the Alaskan pipeline is full.. Of he is getting too much spam and does not know how to clean his pipes.. Wait, shouldn't some intern be doing that
chemaupr

join:2005-06-06
Alexandria, VA

Lord have mercy!

Is that the explanation provided by the lobbyist to the senator... I mean,,, not even if your as moron as this guy you can makeup all that!!!

This is the fruit of the ATT and VZ!!!!
areeve

join:2006-07-03
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Ignorance

The Senator's core argument is accurate and yet all I see are a bunch of lemmings hopping on the 'how stupid he is' bus without providing any evidence otherwise.

His statement that the Internet has a finite capacity is 100% TRUE. That's all he's saying. His tube analogy (whether you like or dislike it) is accurate in that the Internet can only handle a finite amount of traffic during a certain amount of time. Does ayone here disagree with that?

Now, I can argue both for and against what I understand net-neutrality to be. On the for size I do recognize that the telecom companies have a lot of money tied up in harware and cabling to support their chunk of the Internet so why shouldn't they want to be compensated for that? On the other side it appears that they're trying to milk both ends of the cow... they already charge us as consumers to feed us our data so it seems a bit less than ethical to start trying to charge the data provider to prioritize the traffic. That would seem like your favorite airline charging each city to bring people there. I'm also not entirely sure I understand every nuance of this legislation as there's a lot of it.

But to jump on Senator Stevens because his terminology is off when his main point... the Internet can only handle so much traffic... is accurate without defending your positions is just sad. He's not a network engineer... obviously.

Feel free to correct my core statement that at some point in everyone's connection regardless of where you get data from there's a bottleneck such that 'the tube could be full' just like a water pipe... sure all of the data will eventually make it, but at some point speed WILL be sacrificed.
oddlager

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Re: Ignorance

Hmm...your "for" and "against" examples above leave me scratchin my head, don't think you understand what net neutrality means

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said by areeve See Profile :

His statement that the Internet has a finite capacity is 100% TRUE. That's all he's saying. His tube analogy (whether you like or dislike it) is accurate in that the Internet can only handle a finite amount of traffic during a certain amount of time. Does ayone here disagree with that?
I do.

Let me clarify my statement. Of course "the Internet" does not have infinite capacity, but then neither do CPUs. I bring that up because improvements in technology have dramatically reduced cost of both networking and computing. What this means is what was once a scarce and very precious resource is now available in abundance. We no longer worry about conserving CPU cycles. The same transformation is occurring in networking. This is a fundamentally different way to think about communication.

For almost all human history bandwidth has been expensive. Much engineering effort went into eking out every last possible iota of network capacity. Today: advances in fiber and electronics have dramatically reduced the cost of transporting bits from one place to another. Most of the cost of Internet infrastructure is not in the high capacity backbone but in first-mile access.

Access control mechanisms have a cost, just like adding more capacity. As networking costs go down then cost for complex prioritization exceeds the cost of adding more capacity. It is important to keep in mind Quality of Service prioritization mechanisms do not create capacity; rather it determines winners and losers.

There may be good reasons to implement QoS mechanisms but I submit they should be implemented as they are in the commercial space as a Service Level Agreement (SLA). I: as the first mile customer contract with my ISP to deliver some fraction of my total usage as a higher priority. This puts power in the hands of the customer not in vertically integrated companies to decide what traffic gets preferential service and who does not.

If I am a gamer my preference is preferential handling of packets destined to the game server. If I use a VoIP service I’d want priority given to voice. The current debate about net neutrality is all about how controls the Internet. Does power continue to reside within the user community or will it shift to network owners?

I agree the response to his terminology has been rather harsh. I think that seems from the frustration many of us feel that Legislators at both Federal and State level do not understand technology and are unduly swayed by lobbyists.

/Tom
areeve

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Re: Ignorance

No argument with that.

And I'll also add that I'm sure not (and obviously he's not) sure if the existing network would allow everyone to start watching movies over it in real time as the Senator discusses.

I would suspect that if EVERYONE started watching movies tomorrow over their broadband connection that that would bog down the existing infrastructure, however obviously that's silly as the transition to movies over IP will be slower than that giving companies an opportunity to upgrade their network infrastructure.

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Re: Ignorance

said by areeve See Profile :

I would suspect that if EVERYONE started watching movies tomorrow over their broadband connection that that would bog down the existing infrastructure, however obviously that's silly as the transition to movies over IP will be slower than that giving companies an opportunity to upgrade their network infrastructure.
Exactly - Internet TV will be very demanding because it needs lots of bandwidth and uses it for long periods of time. The current ISP business model is built on the assumption Internet traffic is bursty. That is true today but as more and more media are delivered via IP that will change. BTW that is one of the reasons the Cablecos have come down so hard on P2P because it locks up lots of capacity for long periods of time. This has much less of an effect on DSL and FTTP.

Andrew Odlyzko wrote an interesting paper on this subject: Internet TV: Implications for the long distance network. At the time he was at AT&T, the conclusion is very interesting.

/Tom

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