TKJunkMail
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2 edits |  Bluetooth and cataracts; the perfect combination
Hey, just what everyone needs; wireless radiation beamed directly into your eyeballs.;);):D The eye surgeons should love this one - they can clean up on cataract surgery when Oakley customers reach their 40's.
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Great just what I need..
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Defcon888
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rtcpenguin
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Re: Bluetooth and cataracts; the perfect combination
said by TKJunkMail  :Hey, just what everyone needs; wireless radiation beamed directly into your eyeballs. The eye surgeons should love this one - they can clean up on cataract surgery when Oakley customers reach their 40's. My Web PageMy BlogJoin Red Room Forum I don't think the radiation would be beamed more into your eyeballs than it is with a cellphone.
The glasses would be really cool if they had some sort of HUD so you could select mp3 tracks and stuff. I might actually consider buying those.
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Warzau
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I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper.... |
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al13
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Dunkirk, NY | reply to TKJunkMail
Re: Bluetooth and cataracts; the perfect combinati
so lame. goes hand in hand with a pocket protector |
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TKJunkMail
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Re: Heh
said by Warzau :I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper.... Wireless occult blood in stool analysis. Beamed, off course, to an analysis program running on a Linux platform.;) |
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exocet_cm
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Your really friggin expensive bluetooth enabled radio jacket when it's cold outside. |
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John Galt
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Re: eye cancer..
said by Defcon888 :They just want us to die earlier... HAHA..!
Next up...Bluetooth coffins.
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eSteve
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Poo-tooth?
Hmmm, doesn't sound pleasant, will need the marketing peeps to work on the name |
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neonhomer
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Re: So you can only wear
How about BT gloves and BT helmets for motorcycle riders???? |
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John Galt
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Re: Heh
said by TKJunkMail : said by Warzau :I'm still waiting for Bluetooth toilet paper.... Wireless occult blood in stool analysis. Beamed, off course, to an analysis program running on a Linux platform.;) They are WAY ahead of you. This is already available as an intergal part of a particular bathroom fixture.
The Bluetooth feature would be great, though. It could beam a message to your Bluetooth enabled cellphone, to let you know everything is OK.
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2 edits | New support from Bluetooth
The Bluetooth Brief |
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blueeyesm
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Waterloo, ON | Hmm..
First of all - why do they feel Bluetooth is out? I use a bluetooth barcode scanner and it works great. It's a nice piece of tech.
Blasting radiation into our eyes? Try the Sony Glasstron. |
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fegul
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united state | Cleaning...
I'm assuming its machine washable?  This is going a little far, I'm OK just holding a phone to my ear, but I don't need speakers in my jacket. |
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DSLrgm
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Oak Park, MI | Stereo support?
Since when did Bluetooth get the bandwidth for Stero support?
I could see that with 802.15.3 (UltraWideBand). |
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DHRacer
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Re: New support from Bluetooth
As long as you can hack the unit and artificially increase the size it reports, then those enlargement spams will be a faded memory!
Do you know if they will come in boxers?
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Warzau
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Re: Heh
Thus by passing the unpleasant visit to the proctologist or have a colonoscopy.  |
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Wills
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Port Charlotte, FL | reply to DSLrgm
Re: Stereo support?
I'm with you... Why hasn't bluetooth died? It's just this side of worthless. |
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zipjay
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Louisville, KY | one word...
Expensive!! |
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