rosco
Premium
join:2003-11-10
USA
 ·Verizon Online DSL
| The site reads
like it was written by a child. In another thread this site came up...this is my favorite line from the site.
said by Juice:
JUICE is a software download which utilises a unique 23 patent approved compression technology that increases your existing Internet connection speed to way past faster than broadband.
State-of-the-art data compression, byte stream and ultimate data burst technology now guarantees every Internet user an unbelievable lightening connection speed of 2MB.
bolding added by me for emphasis |
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kapil
The Kapil
join:2000-04-26
Chicago, IL
| Baghdad Bob's Broadband
W should have hired this dude to pitch his policies.
Can you imagine... "If we fail to find WMD in Iraq, we will give you 100 shares of Enron stock"
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nekkidtruth
You fail at life.
Premium
join:2002-05-20
London, ON | reply to rosco
Re: The site reads
"way past faster than broadband"
ROFLMAO! |
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Camelot One
Premium,MVM
join:2001-11-21
Sarasota, FL
clubs: | reply to kapil
Re: Baghdad Bob's Broadband
Now thats just the laugh I needed this morning.  |
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tiger72
SexaT duorP
Premium
join:2001-03-28
Saint Louis, MO
clubs: | reply to kapil
lol. i'd prefer 100 grains of sand, but to each his own 
do they cancel my roadrunner free for me too?!? |
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pnh102
Reptiles Are Cuddly And Pretty
Premium
join:2002-05-02
Mount Airy, MD
 ·Comcast
| reply to kapil
said by kapil  :
Can you imagine... "If we fail to find WMD in Iraq, we will give you 100 shares of Enron stock"
Pay up then.
»www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases···6-3.html
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sd70mac666
join:2003-06-05
Saint Albans, VT | Oh yes that's exactly what I want.
Enron Stock
lol |
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BosstonesOwn
join:2002-12-15
Everett, MA
clubs:
·Comcast
| WoW
This makes me wanna run and sign up right now.
That reminds me so much of those late nite infomercials.
Did they get an ip and hopefully some logs of this fool? Would be nice to see him in a cell with bubba.
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BosstonesOwn
join:2002-12-15
Everett, MA
clubs:
·Comcast
| reply to sd70mac666
Re: Baghdad Bob's Broadband
said by sd70mac666 :
Oh yes that's exactly what I want.
Enron Stock
lol
Why not what's the going rate .003 cents a share ? hehe
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pnh102
Reptiles Are Cuddly And Pretty
Premium
join:2002-05-02
Mount Airy, MD
·Comcast
| said by BosstonesOwn :
OhWhy not what's the going rate .003 cents a share ? hehe
But its souvenir value is priceless! |
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techwench
I Work For Food
Premium
join:2003-06-26
Sherman, TX | reply to rosco
Re: The site reads
And this one:
quote:
We can STOP your child from chatting to people...
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kapil
The Kapil
join:2000-04-26
Chicago, IL
| reply to pnh102
Re: Baghdad Bob's Broadband
Therein lies the problem, my friend. We have no money to pay for anything, including Enron stock at 2 pennies a piece. We have spent all our money, and then some, umm...what are we calling it today... handing out Democracy to Iraqis, was it?
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paintref
TrainPlane Simulation Addict
join:2003-02-21
Houston, TX
clubs:
| Hmm....
I think I will just stick with my RELIABLE 3MB/384 Cable connection thank you
Those claims are certainly out of this world if you ask me...is there ANY ISP that can guarntee a 100% uptime?
I think not...'nuff said |
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Transmaster
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Bill and Opus
join:2001-06-20
Cheyenne, WY
·Qwest.net
| Medicine Shows
Everytine I see one of these scams I think of the old time
Patent Medicine Shows. What a joke.
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»www.gobpl.com |
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dadkins
Can you do Blu?
Premium,MVM
join:2003-09-26
Hercules, CA | Uh, yeah...
I went to their site... every freakin link there just reloads the main page! Can you say "B U L L S # ! T"? 
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DanHo
Premium
join:2002-05-20
Seattle, WA | reply to rosco
Re: The site reads
Sounds like a malehood enhancement ad. LOL
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Karl Bode
News Guy
join:2000-03-02 | reply to dadkins
Re: Uh, yeah...
You need to log in with a referrer code to see all of the wondrous promises. I've pulled that from the link so the original spammer doesn't net any money from our publicizing their offer.... |
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bogey780
join:2004-03-19
Here | its amazing!
It made my white's whiter, lengthened my penis, reduced my debt, and increased my gas mileage!
It really works! |
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BosstonesOwn
join:2002-12-15
Everett, MA
clubs:
·Comcast
| reply to dadkins
Re: Uh, yeah...
said by dadkins :
I went to their site... every freakin link there just reloads the main page! Can you say "B U L L S # ! T"?
No way your browsers broke. This is new fangled technology guaranteed to work on any platform.
Talk about a bad scam. These people are just horrible, they try and scam techie groups who they should know would pick it apart.
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dadkins
Can you do Blu?
Premium,MVM
join:2003-09-26
Hercules, CA
·Comcast
2 edits | Well, I was using the newest Opera... I guess I could try it with IE. 
UH OH! One of them works with IE. LMAO!
Quote from Juice:
"Of course your website will contain a banner with your ID code linking to the JUICE site to make you HUGE profits from the mass of traffic produced from following all our support team’s advice and tricks."
(Bold is mine)
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Nuke 'em all, let God sort 'em out. |
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