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Don't Blame Me I Voted For Bill and Opus
join:2001-06-20
Cheyenne, WY
1 edit | Patent 34508128503942789 I have just received patent 34508128503942789 for sex.
I figure China alone owes me 156,346,891,901,761 dollars, and 46 cents. | |
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ilikeme
I live in a van down by the river.
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join:2002-08-27
Houston, TX
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| Attention people who poop and pee I have now filed Patent #627,546,785 with the US Patent Office, granting me full and unlimited licensing rights over the process of reliving them selfs. My team of lawyers is in the process of including every pooping and peeing form of life on the planet in a class-action lawsuit to recover retroactive licensing fees, dating back to the first life form on Earth to ever poop or pee. We expect to claim $5.00 for every time a person pees or $8.00 per poop.
In order to exempt yourself from this class-action lawsuit, send to me in a package, postmarked no later than yesterday, the following:
$3,000,000 in US currency (small, nonsequential, unmarked bills) and 1 dozen krispy kreme original glazed doughnuts
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pcdebb
RIP dadkins
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join:2000-12-03
Tampa, FL
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| Re: Attention people who poop and pee said by ilikeme  :
I have now filed Patent #627,546,785 with the US Patent Office, granting me full and unlimited licensing rights over the process of reliving them selfs. My team of lawyers is in the process of including every pooping and peeing form of life on the planet in a class-action lawsuit to recover retroactive licensing fees, dating back to the first life form on Earth to ever poop or pee. We expect to claim $5.00 for every time a person pees or $8.00 per poop.
In order to exempt yourself from this class-action lawsuit, send to me in a package, postmarked no later than yesterday, the following:
$3,000,000 in US currency (small, nonsequential, unmarked bills) and 1 dozen krispy kreme original glazed doughnuts
will you settle for dinner? 
No lie. A friend called me earlier today cause someone emailed a link to them, and he was so scared he formatted his computer and needed windows. After reading this now I understand, and it makes his issue even funnier
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Duo Maxwell
What? Stop Looking At Me Like That
join:2003-03-31
Racine, WI | Its not so far fetched given the parties involved Just wait, if those bastards have their way then it may become a reality, cept it will be $100,000 per a person per an act!
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mrchris
We don't miss you Bush
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join:2002-10-01
North Babylon, NY |  Re: Why won't you just die RIAA?????
Yea right RIAA! Just try and sue the above you morons! | |
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jhey3
I'D Rather Be Flying
join:2002-02-07
Englewood, OH |  What the--Hell, Over!
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jpl931
join:2001-02-22
Herculaneum, MO | Kosmo Kramer
signed: Kosmo Kramer | |
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Twisted_mind
Grrrrrr
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join:2003-10-20
Barryville, NY
| ?! omg.. OMG! LMFAO WHO DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE?! DO THEY SERIOUSLY THINK THEY CAN WIN THIS?! THIS IS LIKE THE DUMBEST, MOST IDIOTIC, YET HILLARIOUS SUIT I HAVE EVER SEEN! on the one hand, im royally pissed off at this, but on the other, i have to thank them, i had a good laugh at their idiocy. | |
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zoom314
Superman
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join:2001-04-30
Yermo, CA | Oh this is an Early April Fools Joke.... | |
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Augustus III
If Only Rome Could See Us Now....
join:2001-01-25
Gainesville, GA | bhahah duh yawn and the need for posting this on the main page as legitimate news was? | |
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LordMalak
join:2003-07-02
Brazil | Who's that stupid kid??? Who's that stupid kid next to the article??
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mrchris
We don't miss you Bush
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join:2002-10-01
North Babylon, NY | I believe.. | |
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Unit649
I B U, Who U B?
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join:2000-01-22
Stockton, CA
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| I know why you all clicked on this You just think the icon of the chick winking is hot, and by clicking it, you may have a chance to talk to her LIVE ONLINE!
Come on now, admit it!
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BaraccaX
Just Give Us The Damn Bandwidth
join:2000-11-17
Santa Cruz, CA
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHTTTTTTTTTTT..
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AD7BK
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join:2000-03-23
Port Orchard, WA
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| For the love of all that is sane. What the???? Ok now, let me get this straight they want to sue everyone and everything that can receive movies over the air (Like the Aliens would like what we have to offer) but let me ask you this.
WHAT IN THE HECK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE GOING TO ACCLOMPISH OTHER THAN ANGERING THE WORLD Well so much for the sanity of the planet... (Lost a loooong time ago) I can see it now. "Welcome Mr. and Mrs. Alien from the Dog Star you have been sued and must pay us $1000 American dollars for downloading our copyrighted material or we will have Duck Dodgers take you to prison," "But we just arrived here to earth" "No excuse now pay up!"
Sorry folks just a little inane to add to the insanity.
Wonder if i will get sued for saying "Duck Dodgers"
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