SLD
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join:2002-04-17 | Heheheh...
Heheheh... |
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Descent
Wrap It Up
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WDC Suburb
| The lawsuit may be expanded to include others who are not inhabitants of Earth. "We have not ruled out legal action against beings on other planets who may be illegally copying radio or TV transmissions they pick up from their spacecraft or with super-powerful receivers on their home worlds."
ROFL
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ROCINANTE 2112
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join:1999-06-29
Hartsdale, NY
clubs: | reply to SLD
Let's see how many people actually read the article before posting.
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Counterstric
I Was Here
join:2002-07-18
| said by ROCINANTE 2112  :
Let's see how many people actually read the article before posting.
It indeed will be interesting.
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Jan Janowski
join:2000-06-18
Skokie, IL | I should....
Patent the doorknob!
I could then sue everybody who owns one!!
Think of the potential!!!
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IIdeathboyII
join:2003-07-26
Nicholasville, KY |  ...Waahahahahahahahaha
I'll go to jail before I Give those greedy bastards my $10, what the hell are people becoming?
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draven
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join:2002-02-20
my bunker
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| This is getting ridiculous.
How does the RIAA, MPAA and SCO really expect to prove that every human has participated in copyright infringement????????
This is absolutely nuts. And other planets? We haven't found anyone yet!
Ohwell. Need to go now and take my meds.
This post brought to you by stupidity
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Nanoprobe
Crunching in subspace
Premium
join:2003-05-11
Crab Nebula
clubs:  | reply to ROCINANTE 2112
Re: Heheheh...
Don't give it away.LMAO |
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Disco Nic
join:2003-07-29
Northridge, CA | Look Out!
I think the RIAA already did a story like that.
Rut Roh! |
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Speedy8
Premium
join:2002-08-22
Alliance, OH
clubs: | reply to draven
Re: This is getting ridiculous.
Looks like we have out first "doesn't get it"! |
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snipper_cr
join:2002-01-22
Wheaton, IL
clubs: | ORAMITY 1, world 0 |
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Night007
Premium
join:2001-12-29
Vineland, NJ | reply to Disco Nic
Re: Look Out!
Sigh,
I admit it, Im truly from Mars and have been intercepting your music and television shows.
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RavenTKR
join:2003-05-12
Cleveland, OH | reply to Disco Nic
Is this some kind of a joke?
Please tell me it is! |
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Transmaster
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Bill and Opus
join:2001-06-20
Cheyenne, WY
 ·Qwest.net
| Babylon 5
There was a scene in an episode of B5 that showed a court room scene where a human was suing a "Gray" alien for
abducting his many times great grandfather. The alien showed a card with a symbol from Roswell, NM. The Judge with an exasperated tone of voice call for a translator.
even though the scene was very short I just could not stop laughing.
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Pero2
join:2003-02-06
Birmingham, AL | That's hilarious!
Very funny, indeed. |
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Brianv5
Low Level Functionary
Premium
join:2001-01-20
Keyser, WV | reply to SLD
Re: Heheheh...
I propose a counter suit! I've suffered emotional distress, so has my dog.
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Rogue Wolf
Is Kind Of A Big Deal In Yemen
join:2003-08-12
Troy, NY
 ·RoadRunner Cable
| Attention Oxygen Breathers:
I have now filed Patent #627,546,784 with the US Patent Office, granting me full and unlimited licensing rights over the process of intaking oxygen to sustain life processes. My team of lawyers is in the process of including every oxygen-breathing form of life on the planet in a class-action lawsuit to recover retroactive licensing fees, dating back to the first life form on Earth to process oxygen. We expect to claim $5.85 for every breath taken ($8.40 for very deep breaths).
In order to exempt yourself from this class-action lawsuit, send to me in a package, postmarked no later than yesterday, the following:
$315,000 in US currency (small, nonsequential, unmarked bills)
One (1) fresh beef taco with lettuce and tomatoes (no sour cream)
(I loves me my tacos. )
PS. Please watch this space for the forthcoming announcement of a class-action lawsuit against all helium-breathing life forms.
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J D McDorce
Premium
join:2001-12-29
Westland, MI | reply to Counterstric
Re: Heheheh...
I was expecting to see a link to The Onion. |
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draven
Premium,Mod
join:2002-02-20
my bunker
Host:
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No, I Will Not Fix..
| reply to draven
Re: This is getting ridiculous.
I couldn't get the first post of the thread, so I wanted to be the first to effectuate the utter stupidity others were waiting for 
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gaboy
Premium
join:2003-02-13
31728
clubs: | reply to Rogue Wolf
Re: Attention Oxygen Breathers:
It does not list address to send my $10.00 settlement how the hell am I supposed to pay without the address Someone please get me the addy before they come and lock me up HELP PLEASE HELP!!!! |
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